Unlike this smug bastard
I remember winning a Vanilla Ice video at the cinema when my Dad took me to watch one of the Turtles films (the one with Vanilla Ice in it, I assume). That was pretty rad. I had to go up to the front and some guy dressed as Michaelangelo presented me with it. I would've much preferred Raphael. He was my favourite. But other than that, I can't remember winning anything
There's a woman at work that is a serial competition enterer (yep, I'm a spack). She's won LOADS. Maybe I should shack up with her?
Who's won what? What's the best thing you've ever won?