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wittiest thing you ever said
at college my tutor said to me "andrew, you seem to have one piece of work still outstanding".
I said "all my work is outstanding".
he laughed so much he forgave me for not handing my work in*.
i don't know why this memory just came to me, but it did, so i told you about it. My life has been downhill since then.
* this bit may not be true.