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OH WELL GUYS, HEY, MAYBE NEXT YEAR, LOL. LOL. LOL.
stop trying to make your home sound exciting.
i wonder why they call them crackers..
they certainly aren't crackers, that's for sure. are jaffa cakes cakes?
they are cakey in texture, and are full of budget marmalade, much like Food City quality cake.
plus: dunking Jaffa Cakes is a really bad idea.
dunking your face in acid is a good idea
your mum is a cake
your penis is like budget marmalade
your pokémon skills are like food city quality cake
you are cakey in texture
basically you're gay.
one day, i shall Black & Decker your knees.
by a pecker i meant a peck, like a small kiss.
although i'm still not entirely sure if you meant
goodness, those last two minutes must have been pure hell for you.
it's far too late for post-feminist anti-phallosocial theories.
seriously, i have to leave soon, it's SO DULL I WANT TO CRY
biscuits r sweet
but that sounds like it's the wrong way round...
i dunno if that was what it actually once. i tyoed ot from ememory
YOU TRICKED ME