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Suggestions please
My flatmate has run out of money. Literally. So she's stuck in all the time. I've taken her out once this week already and got her drunk on saturday but now she's BORED. s
She just turned to me and said she wants to do something FUN in the house tonight.
We can't think of anything tho : (
We have no board games.
Ok since starting this thread we've had two ideas
1. dress up (my dressing up box is at home tho!
2. make up a new drinking game
Help us think of some super fun way to spend our evening. Im pretty sure its gonna involve alcohol tho so nothing you have to really THINK for.
SuGesst!
tell her to get a fucking job
she's trying
but thats not gonna help us tonight.
fair enough.
bake something.
that means buying flour and eggs and etc etc etc
plus i made a cake the other day for someones birthday so im all baked out.
plus im trying to make this the year i get that polka dot bikini
*awaits lesbian suggestion*
I know
You should compare the size of breasts. Often one is bigger than the other on a lady.
of each others?
done.
we still have an evening left.
we also think mine have grown. which can't be right cos i've lost half a stone recently.
Ok
Suck each other's and see if they taste of strawberries.
nah
i don't fancy her
if she was summer from the oc or buffy then you'd have me an evening plan but alas!
oR
Both of you come over to mine and look at my record collection.
it has to be in the house
thanks tho : )
i love looking at people's music collections. lucy wouldn't enjoy it tho.
i so would!
lol
about what?
:D
does it depend on whether you are right/left handed
so that, like the amazons, you can fire bows more easily?
Suggest it
you know you wana.
Unpervy suggestion!
Both have a pampering session! Make a scrub out of porridge and milk and take turns soaking in the tub. Then put your feet up and paint each other's nails and watch a DVD.
we did that the other night
and watching something is exactly what we want to avoid.
apart from skins later, chris is gonna get it on with the teaher! yay!
keep the suggestions coming tho : )
alcohol costs money though doesn't it?
i dont mind buying us both some alcohol
like
watch a film and make some food and hang out. or i dunno. go for a walk somewhere pretty. or arm wrestle. or do mud masks and eat that ice cream in the bottom of your freezer. and have a pillow fight (notices suggestions veering back towards lesbianism). um. TALK. stuff. cluedo.
Have a conversation
Go to bingo
Play some violent computer games
...hey, you have alcohol? Why are you even asking....
this ^
we dont have any computer games
this is why im asking for suggestions.
we have absolutely no entertainment/stimulus in this house except the tv
and
ALCOHOL
It is a depressant.
Add it to a stimulant then
Vodka and Red Bull, together? REALLY?
:D
mmmmmmmmmmmm
re-create
jackass style stunts?
make me a piece of post modernist art
please.
Or write me a love poem
theres two of us
we have a dream
its us laughing hysterically cos we're having so much fun. but doing WHAT?!
but i like most people i know
i dont want to be a cunt. i like being me.
well i piss myself laughing (not LITERALLY) often
without being a cunt
ie. when we broke my bed!
we had an awesome night and we werne't being cunts
EDGY!
you can both do those things
be competative about it....i will judge them
Ignore her
write a book.
already doing that with walt
it would be betrayal
carve d***** out of a mooli
Or if you dont have one of those a large turnip or carrot
whats 'd*****
and whats a mooli?
OMG! WE HSOULD MAKE A STATUE!
actually no we shouldnt
d*****?
dysons?
Do it. The cylinder is the tricky bit.
nope not dysons
I may have been a bit of a scamp here....deliberately being ambiguous and allowing a very rude idea to be formed, of course I was also ready with a perfectly innocent answer should I be called to account.
A mooli is a large long white oriental radish
is it dalkin?
i tried to carve a dalkin out of a butternut squash once but it ended up looking more like james_delve on a hovercraft.
:D
A blessing in disguise.
form a band.
huh?
its coming along great!
i can actually lay down some beats now!
i bought sticks and a test pad the day after i made that thread and i've practised every day since. ralph will be ready to teach me soon i think!
bastard
She's got SKILLZ
:D
(H)
I taught her a little when I stayed
:D
Play human darts
im weak : (
ok
Play pin the tail on the donkey. She can be the donkey.
that would be easy tho
i'd just feel her and i could feel where the tail would go. she has a good bum tho so i wouldnt mind... ; )
minge teasing bastard
who me?
;)
Play guess who
or 20 questions whatever you call it, but every time someone asks a question and doesnt get the person's name, you take a drink!
thanks
these are good
silly games ahoy!
more please!