First of all: Tried getting a ticket for a certain festival which doesn't get much love on this website due to having shit bands on and being all commercial etc...
Couldn't get into any ticket websites = no tickets
second of all: Supposed to play a gig at this new underground type club near where I live next Thursday which would have been cool because its local and loads of people were up for a messy one. New club owner fucked up with his licence shit and it won't be open now for a while.
Third of all: Foxtons are trying to rape my bum today and I think they are going to be successful.
Proceed taking the piss now please.