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Can anyone recommend a good agency?
Preferably I'm looking for one dressed in Lederhausen.
if you let him DJ after ;)
I would also consider one dressed, initially, as Elvis.
dressed as a banana wasn't quite what I had in mind.
Thaks though, it's kind of you to offer.
it'd be so cringeworthy and just NO!
if i get one on my hen night i will run away
but I don't think one can do a hen party without being naff, non?
It's hideous and embarrassing. One of my cooler lady friends got married and we still ended up in Brighton dressed up in 80's sportswear doing 3 legged races on the beach...
They wouldn't let us in anywhere good either which was frustrating. There are some real Hell Holes of Despair that I never noticed before.
We did see CSS tho, and they had to let us in coz we had tickets :)
And we rode in a Fire Engine - that was fun.
Do you need a stripper in London? Look on confetti.co.uk for links maybe?
but nothing too extreme.
All (most) of the ladies going are v cool so wouldn't put up with litres of pink Lambrini or anything of that sort.
There are times in your life when you've just got to put cool to one side and go for it though, I reckon.
that's what I keep telling myself..
'Tip', heh heh heh.
they're always really greasy, ming tonked up guys
I have been lied to!
actually i like some. but not SKINNY. i like bums.
y'd need to get married to have a hen night
and she'd still get a hen night.
but in the future some day SOMEONE might be convinced to marry me.
who's read guntrips blog might want to?
You mean doing that? Nah, surely it's a little childish. I mean you don't see me posting this and then logging on as iShotTheDeputy and doing the same thing.
No you don't.
do people still hire strippers, I thought that was an 80s thing.
Truck Hamu is complaining about being skint? REALLY?
We are all mostly poor. Seriously. DO IT DISERS.
I don't think it's possible.
I've drawn the line at penis straws though. There will be no penis straws.
I'm going to buy penis straws aren't I?
I guess you can have a tasteful hen night but it would still have to be special. Which would probably mean a lot of money on some kind of non-tacky activity.
are penis straws?
I had all sorts of things going round in my head. I was trying to figure out WHY you would need a straw for a penis.
and penis l plates..
I think you should resist that shit... you won't tho.
There will be an inflatable man involved I reckon..
omg. There will now be an inflatable man involved.
no need to thank me...