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YOU HURT MY RIBS LAUGHING YOU DICK
to get your quota of posts for this month in early, bamos?
Is it time to go home yet?
person with penis: "oooooh. my sexual partner gave me a cracking blowjob last night"
person with clunge: "oooooooh my sexual partner gave me a cracking _________ last night"
person with clunge: "oooooooh my sexual partner gave me a cracking eating minge last night"
I really thought it was Weetabix :(
you could always opt for the unisex 'giving head'
or the r'n'b 'going downtown'
a noun meaning "instance of oral sex received by a vagina owner"
just had one
sounds like a James Bond theme...
could do it...
why is it spoken about differently?
is it because blowjobs are more ofteb seen as a full sexual act in themselves, with cunnilingus more as foreplay?
that doesn't sound too bad!
oh god. :(
i proposed it in the exact same minute as you
numbered between 2300 and 2400
i choose........ 2375
i thought you might want 2309 tho :(
person with clunge: "oooooooh my sexual partner gave me a cracking kipper fillet last night"
THERE ISN'T ONE
Lick's alright, i suppose
so maybe not
i don't like the paws. Do you have ugly hands in real life too?
i'm sure they're not really. You can do 50 wpm now!
of course. girls say 'head'.
oooooooh my sexual partner gave me a cracking head last night
omit the 'a'. it's a volume based quantity not a countable amount. for example you get one or more blowjobs but 'head' is measured by duration. 'some' head or 'a' blowjob.
it's non-gender specific.
"bit of oral"
NO, "keith", NO!1
lick job (rank)
i choose that
do i get any of the others if i choose them?
that's up to whoever suggested them I guess.
rather than the person who suggested
enid blyton's underwear, for example
i'm not sure which word i dislike more heartily, gash or clunge/cunge. hideous, hideous words. it says a lot that gash really only works as a contempt-laden insult.
think you'll find all sexual meetings can be described as "A bit of hows yer father". It fits every sentence, you know something took place without needing to know either that you got jaw cramp or it made your elbows hurt, AND it puts you in mind of a 1960's cockernee
and face sounds a bit like "face"
and "interface" means something doing something
such is my understanding
i think i just like gash
sometimes its a wonion.
'a wet hair parting'