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'Top of the morning to you all, on this sunny day.
especially if you're not getting any yourself.
wanking material innit
, good for them. Sometimes i shout encouragement through the walls and everything.
when my flatmates talk to me.
by my other flatmate and the godbod shagging. apparently 'she's very loud'. she heard 'talking'.
this was also after she heard them running around downstairs giggling. EW.
at least have the decency to attempt to mask the sounds with music!
but their door was open, I have kinda thin-ish walls - this has happened before and I just seem to *blush* when this happens...
And I hook up a camera and satellite link and broadcast it onto the big screen at my local.
Moving to new room on weekend, anyhow... which - shit - means that they will be ABOVE me. Oh dear.
If you're lucky, some of their love juices will drip through and you'll have something to chew on while you frig yourself off to the noises.
of not good to read.
Seriously. Not nice.
that's lower than even i'd go...
i lived in a house with a loft conversion and the guy who had that room used to make the whole ceiling shake when he was up there with a girl. I wonder what they were doing.
How dare you bring that sort of language into this thread.
you're just like my last girlfriend.
I thought they were building something up there.
is not really a pleasant idea.
see people you know in pornography then?
enough time with them?
I usually use the noises to inspire me to the most shuddering climax I've ever had.
but so is his, admittedly freakishly thin, face. LOL!
bamos vs pigfoot thread?
bamos used some unfortunate terminology which caused an unwarrented and uninvited image of himself to enter my head........apparently he shudders when he clim**'s......I now have unsavoury images of bamos swerving then shuddering.
My image of pigfoot is fixed and revolves around THAT photo.....which is just funny.
use the sun rising and setting every day as an opportunity to masturbate
that an act of masturbation created the world, and was required every morning from a high priest to make the sun rise.
mum isn't going to believe that excuse when she brings a cup of tea in to your room
"I'm saving the world!"
could always hear when my housemate was having sex. There were growls and whips cracking and all sorts. No joke. The poor girl he was with at the time was tiny, too. I don't know how she came out alive, to be honest.
I was more considerate. I always made sure that if I were having sex in my room, it was over very quickly and was in no way enjoyable for either of us, ensuring that there were no noises indicating enjoyment or anything like that. He never thanks me, though. And neither did they
lamentably small but rigid todger would engender the slightest squeak?
Were you there?
contradicted your first line with your second line, if you ask me...
I love it already.
the couple who have the room above me, i can hear all the time. but it is worse because they are SO disgusting. people like them shouldn't have sex.
once stood outside the door loudly mocking my girlfriend's shrieks of pleasure. It put her off a bit, but I enjoyed it*
Probably like THAT.
(that was THE SCARIEST episode ever - it's stayed with me for years... urgh.....)
ugly, unclean and obese people...
And never in my new flat. But I wasn't massively bovvered. Amused, maybe.
I always find it more amusing than anything else. It's also good to applaud when it all seems to have finished.
That may or may not be a James song or something, i can't remember.
I'm tired of this thread now. Can someone start another one?
music, sex... etc...
by about a zilliongazillion
well done EVERYONE with special mention to Bamos
cos my housemate is my brother!
I have an I-pod.
then meet them for the first time the next day and they are OAPs!
They sound quite like British people having sex.
"ja!" action. But they said "yes" at the point of climax instead.
that if either of us made the sex with a german we would confirm the "ja" action...
unfortunately the next time i thought of it was when i heard it. laughing during sex is bad!
walk in and sit in the room and go "uh uh uh uh uh uh" until they stop
but my flatmate mortified me by doing an impression of me to my best mate the day after i'd had a gentleman friend round.
turned out she was just teasing me and hadn't actually heard anaything but i almost died thinking she had.
because she heard me having sex. She's on holiday at the moment, I'm a bit scared of her getting back...
did you phone her up on her holiday?
yes, I call her up daily and put her on speakerphone.
The couple upstairs would have it off at 10am every Sunday just like clock work. No other time apart from 10am on a Sunday morning.
"10am on Sunday MORNING?"
Im such a dick !
bamos' arse did.
Gotta get me one of them.
I wish I'd stayed in bed this morning. Everything hurts.
i have no sympathy after i was basically 'given' to a moroccan man.
'I put a spell on you...'
'Nah, I'm sure she'll be fine. Meh'.
Or at least some form of goat.
she's going to condemn you to a FIREY DAMNATION!
cos you really have to try to be quiet then.
I like bamos's idea of applauding afterwards
thinking everyone was out for ages. I tried turning on the kitchen light and it shorted the house out, and they both came running naked into the kitchen to see me stood there with my curry sheepishly saying "Sorry"
I have however heard my parents when I was younger.
THE WALLS ARE THIN YOU BASTARDS!
when they wernt under the covers, just turn around go out and shutting the door behind you. Now that is scarring for all parties involved
There are few more genuinely terrifying prospects than seeing your parents doing it.
I can assure you that the feeling is entirely mutual......there are few more genuinely terrifying mortifying things than your child seeing you.
It was horrible horrible horrible
I am horrified at the idea that my mum ever did............
Why are humans like this about their parents? huh? I mean we can all deduce that they have cos otherwise you wouldnt exist.....yet the very act of them bringing us into the world repells us......WHY
you don't want to think of your parents as sexual beings.
I mean I dont fancy and have never considered say ......dalkin as a partner, but I could entertain the idea that he ruts with his partner.
I'd always encourage that!!
crank up 'de la orgy' on repeat while housemates are involved in rutting for england at the top of their lungs?
Is it wrong of one of them to try and break my skull with a roll of kitchen towel afterwards?