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A mute wants to buy a toothbrush
By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is made.
Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?
good question,
but not sure of the answer
by saying "I'd like a pair of sunglasses, please"
Oh!
by asking for a pair of sunglasses
duh!
why would a
blind man need sunglasses?
...
stevie wonder.
NEED
not want. Oh, shut up.
blind people
probably buy more dark glasses than not blind people
(as a percentage of population, I mean)
I know
I was trying to be clever. It's not a look that works for me. See JacobJones' lessons learnt.
...
Some blindies need sunglasses because their condition renders their eyeballs exceptionally sensitive to sunlight, to the degree where it can be painful to go out without shades.
Stealthy. Very Old And Wise.
and sensitive to sunlight
Hmm
Colour his eyelids in with kohl, and close his eyes in front of the shop assistant?
By burning down Carlisle
^
this.
please.
my sis lives
in Carlisle, can we warn her first please?
no
but we could shucks her!
how exactly does
one shuck?
via PM
some
of you are more stupid than others. that is the lesson here ...
lesson learnt!!
thank you, JacobJones!
I havnt learnt anything
Teech ME!
Gah
*I hang my head in shame*
It's been a long shift.
by asking, numbnuts.
:p