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Who's Better?
The DiS Young Persons Division
Me
Martbowski
IrishTherapy
Yes
Millionnaire
Therapyrocks?
?
or
The DiS Old People's Home
Brainlove
TheoGB
Creakyknees
JDTraynor
Marcofella
All vote now.
The DiS Young Persons Division
Me
Martbowski
IrishTherapy
Yes
Millionnaire
Therapyrocks?
?
or
The DiS Old People's Home
Brainlove
TheoGB
Creakyknees
JDTraynor
Marcofella
All vote now.
I'll sit on the fence and watch this one pan out
Haven't you got school work to do?
brainlove isn't even 30
you big n00b
drinking in the afternoon is fun, isnt it!
Theo's the same age as me
dammit.
HE'S NOT OLD.
quiet grandad
You're 26
Just 'cos you've got unruly hair doesn't make you younger.
The way he carries on
he should be about 50...
Why are you talking about yourself?
Going senile in your old age, Grandpa?
You're losing your side points here
You need to do better.
You two are the same person.
Stop talking to yourself.
But
your posts sound young.
He just sounds like an past-it nobody trying to make people laugh, and trying to impress the girls.
Sickening?
You love it!
^^^^ that was to meths
You are listed as 28, though
...
I am 28
How old are you?
I feel like a neglected middle child
me too
but our age group must be the best represented.
And we're the best, unlike the youngsters we can stay out as late as we want without fear of being grounded by our parents. Yet, unlike the oldsters we can still look good in jeans.
Yeah. I agree, alright?
You fuckers do win in the end.
But so what.
Can't we have a losers cup?
and their wives/children/DIY repsonsabilities
It's
when you have to check that they are still breathing that I don't like...
I prefer the oldies
but these are not the real oldies.
Traynor and Creaky Knees for example!
everyone else inbetween
That's a well shit answer.
'People not involved'
Yeah, take your boredom and SOD OFF.
;-) :<
Unfair. We have only five on our team
We deserve Lyle and zxcvbnm too.
They've got Martbowski
Which totally undermines their team.
That's true.
I think we win by default, though: Wrighty's more boring than all five of us put together.
Yeah but this thread has got millions of replies in liek 2 minutes.
And so have my others.
Which makes me better than you. The only thing people want to know what you think about is computers and boring technology.
Yeah but everyone talks about other things in your threads
We have our own conversastions and you keep trying to interject with your 'banter' and everyone just sort of talks over the top of your head. It's like you're a little kid at some big intelligent conference.
*pats wrighty's head*
'We have our own conversations'
Thanks Theo. Thanks for trying to make me feel left out.
I'd rather be trapped in a lift with a million DiS me's, than half of a DiS you. It'd be like, 'Let's talk about 80's films, then maybe discuss PC's and Macs?'
n its like, 'NAHHH. Let's get you to bed Grandad.'
(H).
Hey, I don't want to know anything about
what you and your grandad get up to in bed...
:O
How DARE you?
that's cos you're too much of an old prude
pics plz
STOP IT.
He'll hear you talking about him and come and ruin the thread with is illegible posts...
:'(
are you talking
about me ?
No!!!
Guilty conscience or WHAT?
conscience ?
me ?
Sorry wrong person...
derka durr!
who wants to go
set fire to some buildings?
i'm bored.
OOOOH.
Failed with the first one, try again eh cuntdrip?
SOD OFF.
Can we burn a church
like in Norway?
i dunno
where's andreas? he's from there, he'll tell us if we 'can'.
failed with the first what?
i posted both posts at the same time.
With razorsharp wit like that
how could Wrighty's 'team' ever fail? :-/
Stop trying to outdo me.
I win every time because I'm not about 50 and spending my days on here, telling myself I'm 'in with' a crowd of twentysomethings.
winner!
winner!
WINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!
I'm not trying to outdo you
I'm just telling it like it is.
The difference between you and me: I get paid to be on here. :D
lol.
You should go on the Weakest Link.
'What do you do then, Theo?'
'*sniff* Well Anne, I actually take care of a forum. I make sure nothing goes wrong.'
You've misunderstood
but when you join the workforce you will.
Hehehe
cuntdrip!
(H)
Thanks.
it was 'funny'
about a year ago when he first used it.
Cunt drip.
LMAO.
wrightypoo!
LOLLERCOASTER!
That was dreadful.
Go. Be shamed.
Mightyjew
Almightyzoo
^^ Better? (H)
Fuckhead
Even better?
^o)
but
neither of them are fainly insulting?
Owah.
1) How is that a question?
2) Unless your real name is guntrip, I think if you're finding 'cuntdrip' offensive, you need a little bit of help. Maybe a brain transplant or something.
It's clearly offensive to women
i don't find it offensive
but i can see how it kindof is, in a lame-toilet humour way.
^^^
lol
i like being on team old. even though i'm not old. honorary
You're older than me Brainlove
Is Theo really 32????
Yes.
Last time I checked.
'Last time I checked.'
HAHAHahahahaa
Well clearly I'm far funnier than you gave me credit for
AWESOME! I demand a recount!
BACK ON TOPIC!
The oldies are trying to sway it with their internet humour which, I think you'll agree, ladies and gents, stinks.
So far its 2-0 to the youngsters.
You don't have to die.
Just stop clogging up the forum with your oldness. Let new young people join the London clique.
Dave, Leeds
is a vital member of the London Clique of Drowned In Sound Dot Com..
You should totally be captain of team old.
taking this unruly youngster by the horns here
Why do you always have to bring sex into it, JB?
My vote definitly goes to...
Stay tuned and find out next week who my vote goes to.
Will I vote predictably?
Will anyone read it?
Is this cake nice?
Find out next week.
*roll credits*
For fuck's sake.
Left out of the young person's division again. This is stupid.
It's because of your inward turned twee indie foot angle.
Well, obviously...
But that's not reason enough.
Its cos you're a strange looking boy.
I find you slightly attractive, and I'm not one o' them bloody gays.
slightly attractive?
Jenny Lewis is everything but "slightly" attractive :(
Oh! I see!
This is a reference to my super-cute Jenny Lewis profile picture. I just thought this was some ironic DiS that I so often don't get... :(
I decided to play along with it anyway.
DiS thing*
jambo
was also omitted
Jam who?
And
The Wild who?
You should have some kind of gladiatorial fight to the death
between the two groups. It's the only way to decide.
Definitely.
They think they can win with wisdom, and by boring us to death with their threads about Macs.
Irish Magpie could take them all on on his own. Like BRMC.
why am I not
in the Old People's Home ?
I vote for the young then...
turncoat
if i lose this popularity contest i will literally die
turncoat ?
me ?
I'm french...
I don't even post these days you cock!
ok i vote for team young.
well
personally i dont feel the other people in your group deserve to be put in with you and martbowski (tarring with brushes etc.) but thats just me.
I know, pal.
But me and Mart can't help our ages.
maybe you should include Tim in your ranks
hello
It is true I do get oppressed with DIY duty, but many a youngster does put up their essay woes, or Id being demanded woes.
I notice you omitted cadd from our team
Is this because you are contemplating a theoretical 'rumble' between the old and young people......we could do it at Truck, it would look great fresh faced teen against gnarled old codgers, you have youth and pink lungs but we fight dirty.
Anyway wahts with all this agro, I thoght you'd started to warm to me
We'd win
OMG how we'd win.
Isn't thewarn old enough to be in our team now?
maybe we would john maybe we would
perhaps we could have a university challange styled quiz show, I wonder who would win that, to even things up we would have to incorporate a large proportion of 'modern popular culture' type questions.
Or maybe we could have a 'dance off'.
Or a tug of war.
Im only suggesting these things because I havnt seen anyone not involved in the groups voting yet (although I suspect I know where guntrip's preferance would lie)
Swimming.
I'd swim faster than you all.
not with marco on your back you wont
he'd be our beserker, like a werewolf, ripping off stickyout bits with his teeth.
Theo would be out master tactician (although we wouldnt need tactics)
I'd fuck him up
Go Marco!
Not what you are saying, but it's good to have you back on here, y'know???
or a 'tug off'
YOU fight dirty.
I don't fight at all...
of course you dont
thats a given.
why
of course ?
because you are civilised
you are not a barbarous brit. We glorify mindless violence and thuggery, even those of us who are sensitive souls who are in touch with our feminine sides, secretly yearn to be yobs, its one of out national traits.
We are more brutish.......I think it is best exemplified in an episode of the goodies when tim brooke taylor (using 'ee ooh ee ohh') and a bagette was beaten sensless by bill oddie using 'eecky thump' and a black pudding
or you should just have said
that french are surrender monkeys...
no that insult came from the US
I could never use that insult therefore, also it would appear to be an inappropriate insult for the french.
I was joking.
And we haven't been that great at war since Napoleon...
Agro?
I'LL FUCKING SHOW YOU AGRO.
I forgot about Cadd. He was really shit. And I think he has an ear-ring = HAHAHA.
oooooohhhhh deathwish
nah he'll just hug you to death......one squeeze and you'd be pulp.
I can see it now cadd will just stand there, all of you would take your best shots, he'd be totally unmoved, just blink slightly and smile before saying 'now its my turn', whereupon you would all immediately soil yourselves
MORE LIKE>
We'd steal his zimmerframe and wack him with it.
it would just shatter
he would be unbowed and come at you like a glaswegian vin diesel, he may be slow but he'd be unstoppable
:D
Hardcore human-monster-truck Cadd would crush innocent little schoolboy Phil Wright with the minimum of effort I'm sure, were he so inclined.
Agh.
I'm glad I'm not called 'Phil Wright'. Rubbish name.
GETYAFACTSRIGHT.
I'm exempt
my heating broke over 24 hours ago and I have put myself back into suspended animation to survive Ragnarok
Why do the two "factions" have to be against each other ?
And also, can we rename the "young" faction the "DYT" please (DiS Young team)
And the old one "DVT"
viril?
thrombosis
sigh
Stop being a fucking hippie.
And no, you fat slag.
If you carry on like this, I'm going to offer you to them as a sacrifice.
I'm old
and so's my wife.
dum-de-dum. Fuck it, time for another butterscotch.
Butterscotch schnapps??
?
I was thinking of the sweets
but let's go with your idea!
What a HILARIOUS thread.
Respect your elders..!
I'd go Team Old all the way. Because I am in it, sweeping floors and making everyone cups of tea...
HA HA - this has made me genuinely LOL.
:D
i hope the olds lose
I think we could juggle the members
and have 'team nice' vs 'team cunt' instead
You have to admit though.
Team Cunt sounds well better than 'Team Nice'.
you can be
captain cunt then
I want to be Captain Courage.
little DIScourage
'Team Pube' vs 'Team Smooth', then?
lol
there you go team smooth, Theo = funnier than anything you have said......come up with a funnier bout title
Meths: I hate you.
John: I'm even too nice for that. Although I'd know who would run the latter team, even if I am not going to post it publicly now...
thanks a lot!
xxooxxoxxoooxoxoxoooox
put the kettle on, baby.
those lists are short
Therapyrocks and you for list one