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They have painted a corridor especially for her.
'painted' you mean 'graffittied' and it just says 'Fuck off home you horsefaced old saddleflange'.
I just pealol'd for like proper!!
she's well frumpy.
it was my kingdom.
I hope she curtseyed when she came in.
did she slap the table?
dID she snort?
Did she whinney?
The police surveillance is ridiculous. I suggest holding you're own small protest by rleasing a hoard of revolutionary anti-monarchist racoons.
But more seriously, dont be part of any propaganda excercise the school plans. I know it seems easy to go along but you'll be gladder when you didnt. Everyone walked around for days after ours looking thouroughly embarassed for having to stand outside in ranks.
I'm having nothing to do with it. Quite interesting to stand back and watch it happening though. They've painted the corridor white and put some art photographs of students hard at work and play on the walls, in frames.
Apparently there is going to be policemen - with DOGS!
with blokes in suits in them.
Ex SAS in my opinion.
Replace those photographs with pictures of students shagging behind the bike sheds. If anyone asks just give some pretentious answer using 'sublime realism' somewhere in it.
The PE teachers will have their wicked way with her.
Then send her round to music: that's where the real dudes hang out!
according to the facebook group in tribute to naked radcliffe
I'll never watch the Philosopher's Stone the same again :'(
I bet he's getting all smarted up for it already.
however if you have the nerve then you could
Blow her a kiss shout out 'I love you Anne' 'tits oot fer the lads'
or when shes looking at you blow a kiss and lick your upper lip disgustingly
please push me, anne, i'll pull you, anne
please hurt me, anne, and bite me, anne
cos i want you, anne, in the MORNING
Take in some coconut halves and bang them together rather than clap.
and he might turn up with a horse costume (ditto russel brand)
Ask her to sign my sons copy of Harry Hill's "tim the tiny horse' for me
Volunteer/whatever you have to do to legitimately get close, then remove your clothing (except for a strategically placed whatever if you're not as proud as harry potter) and run around shouting something anti-monarchist/funny/surreal/insane until policemen with guns tackle/shoot you.
It worked in that 70's show.
but spectacular....you never know you may bring a smile of amusement to a jaded royal's lips, you may amuse her boosh (she must be bored to tears by these things)
The police/teachers will try to restrain you and Anne will intervene on your behalf and give you a garnet or saphire or purse of sovereigns in return for making her day
He'll be in bed with her within an hour of her arrival.
remember she isnt the worst of the royals, she's sort of done her job/duty.