Yup. Nothing better than being paid £5.50 an hour for 9 hours a day, stacking 1.5L bottles of Diet Coke and watching endless amounts of monobrowed malcontents drag their children in just to slap them.
sales assistant at boots. i sit down at the till all day and get paid 7 pounds an hour for it. i still hate my job though, it's annoying that it takes up my saturday. pah.
Work on the hot dogs
and steal some. Make the best of it.
...
I just took a shit.
Unlucky.
I think I win though, I just applied for a job at Lidl.
Lidl ?
Is it the same thing than in France ?
Yeah its a supermarket.
I like it. The pay is fucking awesome too, if I get it.
I don't think
they pay people well in France...
:)
I suppose they pay
at minimum wage ( I don't want to know how few it is... ).
Still only 35 hours a week...
...
Yup. Nothing better than being paid £5.50 an hour for 9 hours a day, stacking 1.5L bottles of Diet Coke and watching endless amounts of monobrowed malcontents drag their children in just to slap them.
Where do I sign?
I worked in a cave
last summer.
um, you're sixteen.
that would be a pretty sweet job for you.
there's no such thing
as a sweet job...
what difference does it make?
not being able to access a vast range of jobs doesn't make any one job any less potentially shit.
it makes working in ikea a whole lot fucking better
than having a paper round or cleaning schools for a few extra pounds a week.
when i was 16 i would've killed for ikea.
fucking hell
is there nothing ikea don't offer?
i would have KILLED for tapp-a-tapp-a-tapp-a!
It would
But I have an allergy to consumerist bullshit and people moaning about how their "öaétrbyjn" is missing a piece.
But still, £5.50 and hour.
That's awesome.
Lidl is paying £5.56 an hour though...
consumerist bullshit?
what?
Its like working for "the man"
Except its not "the man", its "the man"'s coffee table.
Ikea is horrible, but pay = good.
if you can give me two reasons why ikea is horrible
i'll drop it. and i mean, two solid reasons with ACTUAL INTERNET LINKS to products that offend you or proof of child slavery/sweat camps.
GO! GO! GO!
I don't object to it on those grounds.
Just that its... ikea. What it, like, represents, man.
yeah man. totally. you can like, bring down The Man from the inside!
yeah man. pass that joint back?
I was about to write a proper reply to this
Then I though:
"...No... No."
it's not really to do with specific products or child slavery
more that it is a massive monument to a load of toss that nobody really needs. like beds.
:( You'd get 45p more than I did.
But I got tips, so I guess it evens out.
Unless the stupid chef there stole mine... Grr. That happened many times :(
watching too much fight club
I applied for a job the day after my birthday
and started the day after.
I've left though, now. Stupid management, absolutely crazy place...
could be worse
Last year I worked in the laundry department of a hospital, cleaning the surgeons' gowns. that was grim. so much dried blood...
i've got a great part time job
sales assistant at boots. i sit down at the till all day and get paid 7 pounds an hour for it. i still hate my job though, it's annoying that it takes up my saturday. pah.
that's a decent job
i worked in a hot boring ready meal factory when i was 16. For £5 an hour minus bus fare to the neighbouring town.
every hour they took out bus fare?
I'ts pronounced
Ih-kay-ah