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CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!
I have some jobns. I like them. Where is bomas? I like him.
Let's do lunch.
I love drunk people.
you don't like me anymore.
i wrote a rap on the white heat message board. it's mint. like a poLOL.
White Heat: A rap
It's such a treat
when I hear Olly laying another fresh beat
or Matty pumping out Nirvana covers
filled with White Meat.
Bodean's ribs and sauces too,
too much food and you're going to poo,
on the floor, in the sink, on the table -
what a stink!
Klaxons started there, but NME says NO!
I reckon on Tuesday it's the place to GO!
The great songs run and good times FLOW!
Rajinder is sexy his abs are like WOAH!
Jamie played a song
it was quite good.
So good in fact
it gave me wood
CrabbyCrabb laying down the rhymes,
in the toilet you find me committing cocaine crimes,
but I don't buy lines,
I find lines,
I spit lines,
White Heat times,
the good times,
with the tastiest songs straight out of the record mines.
Every week I bust in free,
I get to bust out dance moves and shag a tree,
I get hassled when I want to pee,
I'm not surprised though - have you seen me?
mint mint mint mint mint mint minge.
it's better than the one you did that time i was stuck in a car with you.
This brings back good memories.. late nights, lots of shennanigans, and boozey times. Good Days.
they are good. I like wine. Do you like wine? Wine is cool. It's like water but redder and more alcoholism.
tell us don't hog the secrets!
taking our jobs, stealing our women.
I have a company! It's not called Sophie Smells Ltd. though
else I'll sue your ass.
i have special badgemaker friends. want a slogan on a badge? i'm the person to ask*
*nb they're not buttons, they're massive badges
"zxcvbnm = dead"?
i can get it
or zxcvbnm dead?
I AWAIT THURSDAY WITH OPEN LEGS.
I'm just off to the pub...in preparation for seeing a gig tonight. Hate to think how many pints I've drunk this week.
i seem to have been drunk every night for the last two weeks. and brooner is trying to get me to go out tonight :'(
I just posted that. I am a MASSIVE hypocrite.
no, probably not, because i'm having a horrible week and i'd be about this much -> <- fun.
Come! We're fun! We'll double your fun intake by...well, double.
your alcohol intake instead
he's like sex on spindly legs!
I hope that's better than Stiltskin!
Best line in pop?
'slightly blinded' makes me titter!
I'm still inside
Bammy is 'well sorted innit'?
it was of the good
Will you take me out. F'serious.
but this is Leicester, this is grinding out a 2:2 on the weekend before the deadline.
that's like doing lines with Arthur Kane isn't it?
or a ike Diver band?
Better with Tina than without.
well, nobody like a wife beater
Hurrah for Afternoon Drunk Team!
It's so much better when your boss bought all the drinks, too...
Let's get naked.
But I'm in the charity sector!
it would be positively encouraged in that hippy magazine you work for.
I want to see or show bits with the people I work with.
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED
WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES
AND THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE
ONE DAY IN NINETEEN FORTY FIVE