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my mums a teacher.
likes to tell people she's a sex slave.
My dad is a civil engineer.
It might be a lame thread...
does that make it worse?
We have SO much in common
testing the hearing of newborn babies.
my mum like to go to hospitals and shout at pregnant women
I HATE YOU
and my father is a Lieutenant Worf tribute artist in Skegness.
is anything like yours, he'd be rubbish as a klingon.
he started out as Data but them moved on at the turn of the century. I think he might have more luck as Deanna Troy, personally.
I think so. can we talk about parrot weddings now?
Their first song was MacawL Me Al.
She likes a cockortwo.
bobby brown, non?
As you can see, there was a little initial reluctance, and she had to make use of the Spice Girls 'Two(can) Become One'.
my mum's a teacher. my dad's a medical man of sorts.
but he used to be a solicitor, then a law lecturer at an FE college.
My mum's a teacher, and used to be head of a family centre (pre-school centres in deprived areas) and now works part time doing education type stuff for the council.
Quick drink after work?
Who's a top-hat doffing toff and who's a flat-cap proffering prole on this site? My mum works in a can factory and my dad makes parts for cars if this helps you.
i come from a broken home, but i went to a private school BUT it was on a scholarship. what do i win?
not much use.
apparently you've got to take any chance you can to 'get on the ladder'.
I can't seem to fight these feelings
I'm caught in the middle of this
My wounds are not healing
I'm stuck in between my parents
I wish I had someone to talk to
Someone to I could confide in
I just want to know the truth
I just want to know the truth
Want to know the truth
ashamed i had to look those up.
-15 nu-metal points.
love in an elevevator or summit
Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them
It makes no sense at all
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants and this is what
Then why is there so much pain?
you horrible man
i'm less horrible than blink 182 were.
the clue is that I'm getting all huffy about this
what my parents do doesnt mean shit.
my dad was Merchant Navy then a rigger/steel erecter on oilrigs and my mum was management of community centres where people got kneecapped at the pool tables. Everyone knew it was coming apart from them and they were wondering why no one wanted to play pool with them. My mum was probably doing the kneecapping
i was only kidding. Sadly the office of national statistics disagrees with you:
What does all that mean?
Mam's a dentist, Dad does something with numbers.
She organises all-parrot marriages.
go look at my coldplay joke
dad's a painter and decorator, mum's boyfriend is a fruit and veg delivery man, mum is.. a housewife?
ok, my step dad is a garderner. my step mum (unmarried tho) is also unmployed.
i think she's unemployed too. tsk, women.
Cause I got a job.
i was joking.
the worst kind...
i dont know what it means
it is big yeah.
thats the best joke i've made this month
you make me smile with every post you make. :)
*tries to push doubtful over the edge*
so. my dad is a lawyer. as are, most of his siblings. big whoop!
my mum.... i don't actually know at the moment. i can't remember her title. it's a grade 7 (?!?!!) job in the dunlaoghaire - rathdown county council. however she has also been these things in the past -
social inclusion officer
special needs teacher
i bet i can score with her then.
between 1986 and 2000 by any chance?
This is not the right forum for that meths.
everyone knows i was out of shcool by 1998
Dad - Lecturer
Mum - Awesomologist
i think you was out of school by 1988.
i really am 26
lie back. close your eyes. think of something pretty
this escaped a swear reply?
keeping it irish eh
kisses with a capital 'x' look a little aggressive, don't they?
My mum worked as a vetinary assistant and 'below stairs'...a houskeeper, worked in a newsagent, and worked for the DSS.
I have no idea what my father ever did or does ....no I tell a lie I think at one stage he was an army corporal
with "wills and harry" sorting out their army uniforms for them
Cos hes an army uniform supervising man who runs the world.
he used to be a bomb disposal technician and was in vietnam. the war.
my mum was a librarian then a secretary now a corpse
my step mum was a teacher now shes a landlady
not in a pub
in die hard. i know not why
are you australian?
my Mum sits on her skinny arse patting the dog. They hate each other. My Dad and Mum, that is. EVERYONE loves the dog.
or a hobby
you've got to have a hobby when you're unemployed. And I think she does some accounting under the table.