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the right rev creakyknees
Its just been realised that I can absolve people, bless em and consecrate stuff in the name of Jesus, and I have just checked on some things and been given permission to ordain myself.
A bit unorthodox I know, but I was fairly sincere about it, a bit cheeky because I did it in a loo cubicle at work.
But well done, Creaky!!
If you are a member of the Catholic church, you can actually 'christen' others without having to go through it the formal way - there is some loophole in the bible.
I will perform multiple spiritual roles.
Again a bit unorthodox, but 'times they is a changin'
It would be nice to see a few more mix ups.
Oh by the way, jesus, has no problem with all of this, neither does the earth, moon or sun.
So if anyone else does they know what they can do. If they are troubled or offended by this they can pm me and I will council/advise/guide them.
I am therefore obliged to prostrate my ignorance before you all and ask a question that you will all laugh at me for.....no matter
what exactly is RAWK? I honestly dont know......is it something to do with a Andrew WK?
and always want to.....I am rubbish, I have taken bad painful tumbles and concluded that I lack the skateboarding gene......i do feel slightly smaller because of that, my knees wobows and hips seemed to suffer the most.
on Jackass.....he cant skate but went down a verticle slope of about 12 foot in height, at the bottom curve he just went 'thud'
which include infant water purifications/blessings/namings
although alms can be offered