I will finally be landing for good in the rural village on Cardiff THIS SUNDAY. this means that those of you who live there can all officially be my friends and invite me to exciting gatherings. I, in turn, will allow you to touch me.
those of you in manchester who remember the good old days may which to come and watch my band The Low Maintenance Monty Experiment support Pagan Wanderer Lu and Kid Carpet at the Star & Garter on Friday.
apparently it's nearly sold out so you may actually have to buy a ticket or something. don't ask me how. I'm above such things.
i love you.