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'Given the bum's rush' hurr
Who knows any other silly ones?
It's a slow day today...
have another think Theo, help me out here, Google if you must.
in time saves nine, so get to it...(whatever that means)
Quick! You can out 'slow day' her!
Marillion is like a day without sunshine.
you made that up. Very good :-p
flowered it up, I like it.
(picture of a dog)
What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
Err...no. I haven't yet met a cat I couldn't kick the shit out of before it got anywhere near my tongue. FUCK YOU*.
* © thewarn
only relate to cat pervs, must do. Sickos.
I bet that cat could get your tongue before you kick the shit out of it.
...yeah you know, the ESSO Tiger...didn't even think about trying it with my tongue. Fucking pussy.
This makes me very happy.
please define 'bush'.
Full Of Beans
Ugh, can't stand that saying. When i hear it i imagine a potato peeler on someone's eyeball....
Guard #1: Keep your eyes peeled for the intruder
Guard #2 (Dwayne): Funny, I used to be in business of peeling eyes
They then continue to search for the intruder - Uncle Franz - who has a skull for a head.
now all I can see in my head is eyeballs being peeled. :((((((((((((
What an odd phrase it is.