...Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket
when they collide.
The first man says to the second man, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
The second man says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
The first man says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"?
The second man says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches
tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing
tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?
The first man says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."