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doesn't work on a forum does it?
i used to much prefer boards of that style..
But I've grown to love them. "Normal" messageboards seem so weird to me now.
would have the chance to have sex.
about a lot of us...
am so pleased we can't have signatures!
'It's possible. The point is getting away with it. And speaking as a professional, that's a very important consideration.'
Gigs this year:
Kaiser Chiefs - Manchester Apollo
Little Man Tate - MA2
Razorlight - M.E.N Arena
Arctic Monkeys - L.C.C.C
Kings of Leon - Manchester Apollo
Manic Street Preachers - Manchester Apollo
The Who - Sheffield Hallam FM Arena
in you having to have sex with your mum to save her life?
inside her vagina. And the kiss of life required a delicate probing with the penis.
It's a very hypothetical question...
I don't know much about the kiss of life. Or the contents of my mother's vagina.
sure it needed an answer like that though.
There's only one setting and it's 'pneumatic drill'.
I give the 'pavement' ear defenders.
Is it screwdriver? because the thought of your mum spinning round and round while being balanced on the end of your black'n'pecker is making me giggle.
in real life.
Hmm yes very contrived....you might as well swap 'mother' for 'bamos'
and I would probably do everything I could not to ever be in that situation........no offence intended Bamos
would you rather suck your dad off or have your mum suck you off?
They've unblocked my IP address! I had no idea why I was blocked.
Hehe, nice to see the content of the threads hasn't changed much... :D
God, some of the more "serious" threads were so amusing.
I wonder how long it'll take before the same thread appears here?
Originally Posted by Sys Rq
Would you shag her for a packet of fruit pastilles?
why would that happen? shes not my uncle.
they dont like this site though, they say these boards are "too boring"
all we do on here is slag off the NME
used to be a lot of racist posting aswell but i think theyve got a new moderator to stop it now
The threads been deleted!YES!
" Too mainstream for your eltists indie fan and not boppy enough for nme readers."
what was it?
That opened with the classic "Would you shag your mum to save her life?"
she knows the score
I used to go on the NME boards all the time. They were pretty great around 2000-03.
Those boards are full of shite
'...over there, they do it this way.'
'...not like over here.'
GOD. ITs like 2 WEBSITES. Not warring nations. Bah.
as long as 'their kind' dont start coming over here it'll be fine