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if i answer this properly.
It's not my fault you gave them away.
to wear outside your trousers.
they were part of a pants chain letter.
you're losing your touch granddad x
an electricity bill for £3,000! that was a fun morning.
or something ridiculous. but by gum we were scared!
You can reply to a letter too. I think I'd rather get a letter than a text. Text just screams "I can't even be arsed to make the effort to dump you properly"
A letter has at least a bit of effort and romanticism. Even a dumping letter. A text is so disposable...
I have done it once, but out of necessity.
I texted my boyfriend to ask him if we could meet up to talk about somethingm, he replied asking (jokily) if I was going to dump him. Unfortunatly it was no joke and he guesssed. How mean I felt.
and she was from glasgow too. do glaswegians not know how to do the subtle dump?
Glaswegians aren't good at subtle anything.
someone by letter, as opposed to receiving one. So, if I'd posed this question to a previous girlfriend, she may have answered with that. Maybe.
That technically came through the post.
and what made it even better/worse was that it was the 21st century. I expected an e-mail with the exact same words in case snail mail fail(ed).
it was hand delivered
put it through your door, and ran away?
i thought you meant they'd just been too cheap to use a stamp.
would have been better! :)
at least with them in the room, you have the opportunity to jump on them and force their poxy letter down their throats.
did he print off some clipart to make the page look better?
it was a presentation!
i really don't think we should be together anymore.
LOOK! A BUNNY RABBIT!"
WITH A FACE! LOOK HANNAH! IT'SGOTAFUCKINGFACE! but yeah, we're over.."
with charts and graphs
on why i have to leave...
although it was probably a phone call.
an overripe banana
only one of these is true. I got the other from a Thai hooker.
You decide which.
tell me lawrenson has had loads of these and now smells of poo.
"police are investigating a string of packages posted to some of broadcasting's best-known names since mid-January."
For a start, I quite like Adrian Chiles, and there are plenty of BBC "personalities" who are far more deserving of shit through the post.
for £1600 last week. sadly, it was accurate.
Happy Birthday! Sorry about not sending anything recently, we've been travelling around Australia - we're currently in Micronesia! Hope you're having a good time and will see you when we get back.
1) Just short of my birthday.... by about, erm, FIVE months
2) Or late, by seven, seeing as I heard nothing for the previous one
3) Or the one before that
4) The last note I received was "Hello from Borneo!", ending with something along the lines of "be back soon"
5) Seeing as I don't live in Australia/Micronesia, and that "soon" doesn't relly mean two and a half years, that wasn't even remotely true.
my dad didn't contact me for a full 18 months once after he travelled around south america..
Is going away again in April for '10 months' [has been 'home' for a couple of years now [with only shirt spells away].
That means at least a year and a half. Oh and he has "possibly" got some photography work in Antarctica [?!] later next year. I might just ask for a forward of all birthday/christmas presents for the next five years.
Far too much like some group therapy session. Sorry.
i think he's going to take my half-joking "but i wont ask for anything for my birthday or christmas for a couple of years!" thing seriously.
in fact, i'm almost certain he will.
any birthday or christmas presents off my dad since i was 18. i think.
To make a support group now. Ace.
But, yeah, that sucks.
eels - blinking lights and other revelations.
the aural equivalent of shitty toilet paper
and rejection letters?
surely nothings worse than those things?
I'd say that was worse.
...a letter from Viz's Letterbocks page.
"I hear the Queen recieves 2 turds a month in her mail.
What I want to know is; who sends the other one?"
except after c
council tax letter, stating I owed them over 2,000 quid. (Thank you, old tenants). After sorting this out, I received another letter (last year) stating I was being taken to court for unpaid council tax (not quite as much as before) unless I coughed up the cash. Despite being a student, I still had to pay tax for a house I had long vacated between July-August. Amazingly, none of my other housemates chipped in to help. The letter about being taken to court shook me up. :(
^That probably made very little sense, I don't care anymore. I'm tired and fed up.
someone who used to work for the government's Minister for Immigration and she said they were sent shit probably once every fortnight...
package of cds from drownedinsound
Although that was a bit of a lie.
I didn't receive it. I sent it.
i too did a pants chainletter.
I'd painted it at easter one time when I was about five. It was my mum who said it'd be a good idea to send it to my dad. They had just split up... I find it amusing now though.
Showed me some 'dumping letter' she got once - It was 5 sides of small handwriting. Apparently she had to stop halfway through then come back to it, which I thought was ace.
Apparently found on the floor of a Bristol club
but my friend got an envelope of pubes in the post. from another friend. for fun :S
do you want some mail?
They said there was more then one. I'm telling the Daily Mail.
You've got Male was the porn version of that shit film starring that slut, oh the irony...
please ignore that, I do in fact get mail. Thanks for the offer though.