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BRNLV CLB STRIKES!
PIGFOOT'S GOING-TO-CYPRUS GOODBYE HULA PARTY BERMUDA SHORTS SPECIAL!
Featuring boy/girl man&wife lo-fi freak-folk duo THE BOBBY McGEES and their tales of Audrey Tatou, living in a minging house, having no friends and dancing alone.
And the neurotic, oversexed pop 'n' roll of THE OPEN MOUTHS (who'll be familiar to anyone who saw the Brainlove tour or is in the 7" club). They have a whole new set of scary false-positive pop songs to shred you with.
DJs: FUCK BUTTONS / SARAH STILETTOS (Artrocker) / BRNLV DJs
Unfortunately, time, the stars, physics and a support slot with CSS have conspired to keep CRYSTAL CASTLES from joining us as planned. But this leaves us in the EXCITING position of being able to book a last minute headliner....
Suggestions below (Bowie is busy).