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Pictures of myself.
minus the model...
how do I go about getting a model of myself made?
ask them to make one of you!
I'm after a life size one, preferably inflatable
no, purely for novelty purposes...
becuz u r a v1rgin LOLZ!
omgz bruv hu told u?
It wer r lynz. She sed u b friged or sumfin.
mi face iz soooo lyk dat atm.
u shud av dun er then!
why do people do it?
I don't even really know what I was saying.
Do you have one? What is it made of? Mine is made of old vinyl.
I killed my brother!
this thread is so wrong it's right
He was on INTERCOURSE for a good murdering anyways.
stirling work old boy
I personally thought it was rather tenuous.
but good improvisation under the circumstances nonetheless
I love upping my post count by pretending I'm having a meaningful conversation, how about you?
I'm not in favour of pointless conversation, but I am in favour of bourbon filling being sold seperately.
the crunchy chocolate biscuits are so much better
You're just trying to cause a fight. The filling is creamy and chocolatey like chocolate cream.
I thought this would be a 'unintentional fart story'
that's a dildo.
It becomes a vibrator when you put the batteries in.
Theres like dildos that vibrate and smaller ones that aren't like dildos at all..
I think that's the case...
doesn't vibrate, surely.
Once it starts vibrating it becomes a vibrator.
This is the sexiest conversation I've ever had.
I knew red wine over dinner was a bad idea :(
while watching Lost.
My existence is in no way pathetic.
(I'm drinking beer now, am I still immune?)
You are now pathetic.
It's like wearing a monocle and a top hat. You are aristocracy while wearing them, but the instant you take them off, you become a peasant.
I'm no sexpert, though I'm sure I could do Jodie Marsh's job. I just need a really ugly nose.
such knowledge - I'm impressed. A girl likes a man who knows the right words.
as I have without learning something.
since I'm working full-time, I miss Countdown