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drunken injuries
ive woken up this morning with a two inch gash across my head and the right side of my forehead is an inch away from the rest of my face, after climbing a fence last night which clearly ended badly. i seem to have lost the use of my right eyebrow due to all the swelling, not that i used it much before, but now i feel like im missing out on something.
please tell me some of your drunken injuries to make me feel a little less twatish :(