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it felt daaangerous.
in a tent? kinky
It's when you're in the middle of a J Arthur and you call your Mum/Flatmate/Whatever into your room and try and finish of before they come in.
is the best. Anyone tried it?
LOL but LOL at that^^!
to the max
Once is an accident. Twice is... I'm calling the police.
Technically, this is every wank I've ever had.
I think about it, you've got a point. I've not had many public open-air wanks that I can remember
Mum: "Tunde! Dinner!"
Me: "I'm cracking one off!"
Mum: "Well don't be too long, it's getting cold!"
Me: "Don't worry about that... yeah Elisha Dushku, crank dat ass..."
in a bed, with a girl next to you, who's fallen asleep and refused to 'sort you out' despite you having dealt with her. Women are so selfish.
Youtube "louis ck" and I think "saddest handjob in the world" for lots of comedy joy!
"Louis Ck Saddest Handjob"
That should do it. Funny man.
Now that's familiar. She was all like "What are you doing?"
A. "What aren't you doing?"
do any females want to tell us about their expereinces to waken it up abit.
that I always thought happens at all-boys schools....
secondly i was in the house in my bed and the member of staff on duty walked in.
it's a curtain...lol
and end up making some other type of proverbial gaff.
he got that because snake was the codename of the man which he was created (big boss) , whilst he was on the virtuous mission. Solid snake was cloned along with liquid snake and solidus snake.
oh. Joke answer? eh... wanking!
and my teacher said ' what are you doing' and i just said i was having a nap..lol...
all the girls at my school wear kilts, fantasticly amazing things!!
easy access that's all.
you'd miss out on pocket billiards!
We all wear them here... all the time!