This by itself isn't particularly newsworthy. The stroke of genius is that I had it delivered to my place of work! That means when I get home, I don't have find the little red card of death: "Sorry, you weren't in. We've sent your package to the sorting office in Somalia. You can pick it up any time you're supposed to be at work or alternatively between 0436hrs and 0600hrs on Saturdays. ROYAL MAIL: WE DELIVER SHIT!"
It better come tomorrow.