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what the fuck is that shit in the middle? hideous, that's what.
end of thread.
never really took off
Also Caramac is that chocolate?
other than delicioso
Mmm, caramac. It's got so much sugar that it hurts to eat, but man. It's good while it lasts.
and Milky Bar both give me headache. Fucking abhorrant things, they really are
Also cooking apples....minging
they're cooking apples!!
not like a granny smith thats for sure.
Picnic, Bounty, Double Decker or Kinder Bueno.
bar thing once. that was horrendous.
jaw on a malteser. So although it's not really a 'bar', I vote that. Rancid bubbles of crusty bumjuice.
there are so many different ways to eat maltesers they provide hours of entertainment.
toblerone= most painful choc bar to eat. too angular.
From inside a horse, riding the roof of a range rover, in Grimsby, upside down, covered in totato ketchup, in French...
a cunning mix of potato and tomato..like the ultimate sauce free frie?
Or whatever there called.
Oh and Dime bars (do they still sell them)
They are normally two for 35p in some mega long packaging AMAZING!
Dime ('Daim') bars are lovely. Just not filling enough :(
they don't taste of peanut butter or kit kats ... they're wrong wrong wrong
It just tastes of cheap sugar and the yellow bits get's stuck on your teeth for ages.
That new Boost with Guarana shite. Why ruin a perfectly good bar?!!? They made me sad.
in the country who likes those Guarana bars.
is a Double Decker bad?
chewy and bad.
they are like a hearty meal.
About seven times in one post. Which might be a new world record.
i speak the truth. THE TRUTH!
Follow the line of the reply! _antichocolatesong is WRONG.
or seven exactly?
I like to add an element of vagueness in there.
before they starting putting genetically modified aids in.
Speaking of which, I'm not a fan of Kit Kats.
that isn't ruined by fruit, nuts, nougat, cream, wafer, coconut, caramel...
16 for £1.50 deals!
You can't really beat a good ol family tub of nutella with a table spoon! a girl's best fwend.
So are Twixes.
also nuts aren't my friend, and I've had bad experiences of people throwing Mars bars at me!
I like double deckers.
am currently eating Trident SPLASH, chewing gum with juice in it... this is strawberry and lime flavour. It's weird. Will let you know marks out of ten once I've established it's staying power...
That's a little unfortunate.
they've just been thrown up.
Poor Americans, they have no good chocolate. My friend is studying there at the moment and we have to send her decent chocolate to stop her from killing herself.
Has anyone actually finished a Double Decker bar in under 5 minutes? I know I can't.
It only takes me 10 seconds to devour it's amazing goodness.
Do you mean Kit kat chunkies? Or is there a new chocolate bar called a Chunky? If there is, someone please send me one.
I MEANT CRUNCHIES!!!!
i was using it in a far more sardonic manner than most.
doesn't even taste of chocolate, rank.
OK, 2% cocoa or whatever, but that's good enough for me.
probably sawdust/ground up meat/dogs eggs. i bet.
It's good enough for me.
chocolate and caramel and cardboard
cadbury dairy milk,
anything other than chocolate in.
chocolate soup ever again.
Nobody ever talks about its greatness on an international scale but I tell you, it's the BEST I'VE EVER HAD.
ritter sport and milka bars in this country either.
I love you.
Finnish choc is the best!
i'm sure they were nice when i was young. same goes with Milky Way. When they got relaunched they just turned to shit.
were brown rather than white inside? Or did this not actually happen?
pointless that was.
that was the classic milky way.
"Red car and a blue car had a race
all red wants to do is stuff his face
he eats everything he sees,
*something something* trees,
but smart old blue he took the Milky Way!"
because 'milky' should be represented by the a whiteish colour rather than brown. LEAVE ME ALONE, Brussels, I like my Bananas bent, but am fairly indifferent to using either imperial or metric measurements. Both are good. Cheers.
the chocolate they make it with is bad bad bad. tastes like ash
otherwise, probably Topic
are so hard you have to use enormous force to even make a dent in them, upon which the whole thing snaps suddenly and your teeth slam together painfully
and variants (e.g. Twist, Snowflake). They're like fingernails down a blackboard on my tongue. Ugh. Galaxy Ripple is good though. It's all smooth and mmm.
a '99' ice cream would not exist. The world would be a poorer place for that.
jingled its bell and parked outside my flat last night at 9pm. It was -15. What the fuck is up with this country?
They'd just use half a Twix instead, and the world would in fact be significantly better.
Crunchie blasts and white chocolate flakes and both disgusting. Modern "twists" on old chocolate bars are generaly nasty, the exception being Peanut butter Kit Kats which are food of the gods.
Chalky chocolate filled with toothpaste.
is just sick.
Is there any decent 'local' chocolate there, or is it all stuff you can get in the UK?
peppermint cream into that category
I <3 peppermint creams
Tastes of throw-up.