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It's a crying shame. On the other hand, I know I got an hour to kill. Lots of things a man can accomplish in an hour.
the enemy of stuntmen everywhere.
during their month long european tour? nah, me neither.
now, THAT i would pay to see.
his album's called Mojo Priest, and his press photo is AMAZING.
Apparently he has one of the largest private collections of acoustic guitars in the world
That is fascinating. But then he is a fascinating man.
He created his own soft drink - one review of which almost crippled me with laughter.
And then there's his band. One of his songs, about a man (him) whose girlfriend is a nag and won't do certain things around the house like iron on demand or blow him. So the man (Seagal) goes to HIS MUM for advice. His mum tells him to get rid of her and HE DOES.
Excellent tune. I actually did cripple myself laughing at that one. I now have a gammy eye.
he is a bigamist as well.
clearly not a serious musician then.
He married some Japanese woman who owned a dojo. Convinced her to change the Dojo's name over to his because it'd then be marketable as 'the first Dojo run by a Westener', then as soon as she did this he divorced her. Or something.
but it wouldn't have been as much of a laugh.
of a film, i bet theres some young kid called daniel wanting to get his revenge on segal
I would've thought his films would've had a bit to do with it too.
I get the sense that the attitude the Japanese have to Steven Seegal doing jujitsu, is similar to what the British would have to the Americans if they made a film about 'soccer'.
Everyone must download this straight away. If my baby didn't make me eggs at breakfast time i'd chuck her too!