i mean, yeah fair enough, we know you all do it. and i may have posted this before, i can't remember. ANYWAY. so yes. we know you all do it, and i for one have accepted it. yep, have a look. i know you're going to, i can't stop it. BUT. why on earth, can't you all perfect the art? HOW do you still do it and get caught? i don't care if you look, but if i catch you... come on. i mean, you've been doing this for YEARS. surely you'd be able to do it well by now.
(this stems from last night, at the pub. when ordering drinks, the barman literally looked first at my chest and then moved his head upwards and looked in my face. the eejit)
PERFECT IT! DAMN IT!