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Well, not so much help. Just reassurance that I'm not alone.
know nothing about relationships, I am simply rubbish at them. You're not alone.
knowledge = nothing. Hi.
Then I got totally pwned by my ex.
what's a relationship?
i've spent so long on the interwebs i've forgotten what women look like.
you stole my skills :0(
i can't believe i even clicked. you bastard.
I clicked that and thought "Pressure Point? These shock sites are getting really quite surreal..."
You need to get back on top of your game.
i try a meatspin, she counters with a lemonparty, and then i try for a gable-like pressurespot and endup looking like jimmy bloody stewart
Now I'm imagining "Bringing Up Baby" as a heartwarming comedy about the people behind some kind of vomit fetish site
I'm moderately more reassured now. :)
That's enough for an orgy!