I think the way this paper want to improve their frankly appalling Obsever Music Monthly is by creating the sexist abhorrance that is the 'woman's' issue. This is just not the opinion of men feeling like they have tiny penis/income/self-esteem, but of women as well. I don't actually think I can start deconstructing this paper version of the diet coke ad without eating 4 back issues of Nuts and Zoo just to get a balance of sexism between the 'genders'
This month - 'REAL' men who 'UNDERSTAND' women e.g. George Clooney, Daniel Craig (but only in trunks, natch) and Jose Mourihno. Oh really? Is that so. Seriously, 'lads' we should just lie down now and let these smooth, ever so slightly asexual 'real' men take over because, remember this, THEY UNDERSTAND women.
Seriously if I worked for the Obsever I would own up to every child murder that is unsolved and call for the death sentence to come back.