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A man goes into a restaurant, orders albatross, eats one bite, and kills himself.
Albatross and he didn't want to face a long lingering death from bird flu?
He was on a ship wreck and there was just him and two other guys. And they were starving and drifted for days.
One morning he wakes up to find one of the guys has gone. The other one tells him the guy went mad and decided to jump over the side and was eaten by a shark.
But luckily he was able to kill an albatross that floated by and so he'd made them both Albatross sandwiches (we don't ask where the bread came from).
The man had his albatross sandwich in the pub because it was so good...but then he realises it tastes nothing like it and actually the other guy must have killed the third survivor and he ate it. Yum...
Two others I vaguely remember:
Man lying dead in a phone booth by a lake.
Man dead in a room with a pool of water?
I can't really remember. Naturally the idea was that you'd ask questions with yes or no answers but they're basically ridiculous to try to solve.
stabbed with an icicle?
Was there a rope around the second guy's neck?
The pool of water is from the block of ice he used as a platform.
That'll be £4.99 please.
I just can't remember which.
just caught a fish and is on the phone. He gesticulates wildly that it was 'this big' even though the other person can't hear and punches his arms through the glass on each side, slicing his wrists open and he bleeds to death.
Something like that.
his wife, and a second man were in a ship that was wrecked on a desert island. The man's wife died in the wreck. When there was no food left, the second man brought what he said was an albatross but was really part of the dead wife.
Later they were rescued, and at some point, the first man decides to order albatross at a restaurant. It tastes nothing like what he was told was albatross on the island, which makes him realize he really ate his wife.
Unable to cope with this, he kills himself.
that sounds more accurate actually.
but the principle is the same.
that she would meet the man again at her mothers funeral?