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Sorry if it's been posted before.
seems to have gone beyond the 'madeover' look on countdown to look as though she's off to some ball after the show
It is oddly appropriate as that's the first time I've seen her look vaguely attractive since...well maybe since forever.
It's probably the effect of it being a picture of a TV screen or something :D
this phrase has been butchered again and again to become more and more shocking.
Though your profile pic probably counts as TILF if you're that perverted!
hey! It's your mind that jumped straight to that conclusion. You're the sicko, I only meant Grandma so that's ok! Oh . . .
Carol Vorderman a mother, then?
And are you indeed saying that you'd like to fuck her?
Sometimes, it's like I just don't know you...
(That's a 'high five' apparently. You have to do the same thing back, I think.)
whatsoever. I'd rather stick my genitals in a bees nest
like to get the back wheels in on THAT!
It is a generic one suggesting of a lady who, while of the same generation as your mother, is still hot enough that you'd wish to bang her senseless.
Come one Judgey, you can get with the times, I know you can.
kids with your Pac Man video games, your Rubiks cubes and your Hula Hoops...
I thought that had just popularised it.
prefer the term LILTHSW,IAAP
that I in no way wish to 'fuck' Carol Vorderman, or indeed have anything to do with her.
Just in case any of you were seriously thinking otherwise.