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big and bouncy or small and pert.
"Get your fat ass out of the way" is not a compliment.
All these blokes thinkin im asking what they like when in reality i was having a gratuitous perv at the cost of the lovely ladies of DiS
complaining about sore breasts.
The doctor says "please remove your bra as I will need to weigh your breasts"
She does so and the doctors places his hands on the breasts, shaking them about screaming "whaaayyyyyy"
and numbed the poor womens breats.
Hmmmmm num num num num
running it with the headline
PHWOAR!! BREASTS ARE BUTT OF DIRTY DR'S JOKE!!!
more breasts and butts on pages 1-30
This joke probably works better visually.
John comes round looking for Alex. His girlfriend Claire says he's in the shower and he's welcome to come in and wait.
John and Claire sit on the sofa and make smalltalk.
"Claire," John says, "this may be a bit forward, but you have a nice mouth."
"Thank you," replies Claire. "That's a nice thing to say."
"I'd like to kiss you. Nothing funny, just for friendship."
Claire is uncertain... "I dunno, Alex is just upstairs..."
"Oh go on, I'll give you fifty quid."
John gets out a crisp fifty pound note. Claire shrugs - it's only a kiss. John gets his kiss. Then he moves on...
"You've actually got really great breasts too, actually..."
"No, really! Great tits. Gis a look."
"Go on. Hundred quid!"
John gets out £100. Easy money. Claire shrugs and gets 'em out. John takes a gander and is pleased. "How about a quick squeeze? I'll double your money."
Claire sighs and lets John give them a squeeze, taking John's cash. John, grinning from ear to ear breathes "yeah, that's the stuff."
He gets up: "Okay, well I've actually gotta go. Tell Alex I'll see him later."
John all but runs out the door.
Five minutes later, Alex comes downstairs. "Oh, your friend John was just here looking for you," Claire says. "But he had to go quickly."
Alex: "Oh right... did he bring that £250 he owed me?"
which one was it
on bbc2 i remember seeing, dunno what it was called
All Boobs= Good
Yes, even those ones
you da man
Yes, even those
*insert mum joke here*
onto her nipples that really do it for me. PHOAR.
why did i click that?!
All Boobs will look like that eventually, before they get REALLY saggy*
the whole photo was just scary tho
face was, and the tatts weren't great, but the boobs themselves...I didn't have any problem with.
the statement 'a pair of boobs', is the implication here that there are 4 boobs, as 'boobs' is pluralised anyway?
four boobs would be brilliant
Humans get such a raw deal sometimes
cant they be simpler
like small medium large and xtra large....like t shirt sizes?
it would be easier to work out when drunk
its still difficult to judge though, to actually link the letters to reality, what would really help would be a few actual instances, you know, if people we knew would actually tell us the letter, then we could go 'Ahh yes now i see, oh right thats what a c cup is' its valentines day soon and i may have to go and buy one you see but i have no idea
i KNEW it!
you're so funny creaky. trying to say its all about trying to amuse thewildson. i know your game mr!
look at the bottom of this thread
I think that you will find that my alib...sorry reason is supported by this
im still not buying it im afraid :P
because both the cup and the measurement around the back are small.
38A would be alot larger, judging by the amount of tissue in her boobs, but compared to her body they wouldn't be bigger.
As the back measurement goes up, the cup size goes up, although the number stays the same.
So a 30B is way smaller than a 36B.
i mean then never tell boys this at school......I always find that a picture, or real life example is worth a thousand words
we measured me up at home then went to marks and sparks and gave them them to work out on there bra ruler and they said it made me 30B
or something equally as wrong
and a real life example ^^
thats not a real life example!
im not a 30b
but surely it would be too loose/tight around the back?
that was meant to be in reply to wishpig :D
you should have gotten them to measure you, rather than doing it yourself at home!
i know. they did end up measuring me but i was just shy and didnt really want to stand half naked infront of a stranger.
get drunk when bra shopping
into the ladies changing room here
he is convalescing and needs some entertainment
thats what they all say ; )
Busts and bosoms have i known
of various shapes and sizes
from grievious dissappointments
to jubilant surprises