Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
there. go on.
is crippled but she's not single. Did you have to bring it up?
every Sunday evening
with the back of your hands/claws. Every night.
oh man...your profile picture is ace.
Is that Ricky out of the Kaiser Chiefs in a banana costume? Which one of the chicks are you? Hutt
a Cunt with a girlfriend
I see that Ricky Kaiser chief comment was closer to the bone than I imagine.
Maybe its just cos you are pulling a funny face?
He's gone inside and thinks the whole world is going to end AGAIN & it's clearly my fault, as per usual.
are we murderers? disposing of the bodies in acid?
home town is famous for. The acid bath murderer. Oh and teen pregnancy and chavs.
Crawley. Crewe has all but the acid.
as well as shootings, teen pregnancy and chavs.
robin hood was from yorkshire!!!
Yorkshire wasn't even invented back then.
I am single.
who is free and single or who has their freedom crippled and is in a relationship.
g/f on your profile pic? i would never have thought...
that's another member of the board.
try and guess who.
FO' REAL YO
been single since December 2003. Do pity me, please.
but i'll buy you a pint
after sympathy, not alcohol
i will buy myself several pints and then pity you noisily and dribblingly
i'll have the alcohol. i'm not letting fucking Chunty, of all people, have something earmarked for me....
I am mightly offended that you won't let me have your FREE alcohol....for no apparent reason....I have needs you know....
let's stand side by side as a warning to kids
..and in a band.. i have no excuse :(
The ginger one out of Girls Aloud.
I'm single too, but I should really go check.
but I did meet someone I *really* liked last night and have plenty reason to believe she *really* liked me too. hope it goes somewhere.
not going out with above person though
now I look at the date stamps more closely.
still counting as girlfriend ?
I split up with my girlfriend, officially, yesterday.
Woe... Is me...
and im BORED of it.
i want to really like someone and have them really like me too. that would be lovely.
u could be here in bed with me now.
how rude : (
but contrary to the Natasha Bedingfield lyric, that is not how I want to be.
But hes off on tour constantly so shall be spending Valentines Day all on my lonesome
It's truly rubbish anyway - like on NYE when everyone has this kind of Enforced Fun pressure to have the best night ever and it just never happens. The best times are spontaneous and unexpected, and Valentine's is just really a bit lame all round. Sitting in a restaurant full of other couples all attempting to have this romantic package experience is cringeworthy - never again. And then it's like: "and now, the meaningful sex".
Gross! Bad! Standardised life experiences are evil, chase them away!
That'd be the money-saving instinct kicking in. Embrace it.
who wants to be my girlfriend?
I'm very obedient. I don't take up much space and I'm quite quiet so I won't get in your way or anything, you'll hardly even notice I'm around.
CAN PEOPLE PLEASE STOP REJECTING ME WHEN IM NOT EVEN OFFERING!
what is this make sophia feel repulsive week? : '(
I don't want to go out with you anymore.
i have yet failed to get him to carry my gear when I'm playing a gig.
I'm always single. I find that you just grow used to it after a while.
aww good, i knew someone would fall victom to your 'charms'
but she lives in America. :(
i was all like wtf omg u cnut but then i saw the date lolz
IT WASNT YOU !!!!
i didnt even liek KNOW you then. ok maybe i did. but not like that.
but i don't 'want a boyfriend'. if i find someone i want to be my boyfriend then perhaps i will want a boyfriend, but only then. i don't just want to be in a relationship for the sake of it. so i'll probably be single forever because i can never imagine spending more than four hours in the company of anyone without wanting to rip their heads off.
I used to answer these kind of questions with a justification of why I was single but then I realised it just made me sound like I wasn't happy being single so I stopped doing it.
But I'd also hate to be in a relationship for the sake of it. I see people like that and I just feel depressed.
can't commit. I feel I'd just let the other person down horribly.
Whilst now, I am cripplingly lonely. Basically, I find unhappiness everywhere. I cannot trust girls enough seems to be the principle problem.
and I'll send you a cd
A hot one, too. WIN.
Let's form a club or something.
She's quite small.
And it hit home yesterday how bad it makes me feel. Like the girl said above, if i was to like someone and by chance they liked me back, i would be fine.
But that's hardly ever been the case :(
lets all have a sad singleton group hug
I have a wife....so does zxcvbnm.
Being single isnt all bad.....I once had a girlfreind for a long time who was really really horrible
we were together for 3 years and for about 95% of this time he was an arsehole
and sorta looking, but sorta waiting to chance upon something wonderful.
I have more time to myself now.
I find that i used to use relationships/love as an escapism, but now i realise i just have to wake up, and get on with it.
Nearly 2 years actually... Time flies.
ive actually been out with a girl i really liked. Maybe apart from my last one.
Shooting myself in the really eh.
Ah well *continues to wallow in self pity*
someone's bound to stoop to my level one day.
but at the same time, i think i'd be the worst boyfriend ever. it'd be nice to see what it's like though.
if it is, are you taking the fucking piss every time you go on about being ugly?
we are in a band together.
how very gay!
Single girls fucking get in touch with me you bastards!
but if you want we can pretend
is this some kind of dating agency now?
Ive not touched a girl in a while
and none of the last ones I did done touch
are ones I'd want to see again really
'cripplingly' is definitely the word.
What big sado.
used to care now I don't I'm more comfortable on my own
eeeeey. lately i'm really in the mood for a boyfriend, but it's hard to find someone whose in tune with me and I them. On the other hand i hate being tied down.
Not cripplingly so, though.
I remember this.
Yep, still single.
You had a girlfriend in between.
you had posted it again
look up there ^^^^^^^
but it still applies, so.....
I will find you a good woman
I wish I was single
I wish you were single. I'd be all over you like an undersexed octopus.
give a long explanation of why you were correct but then I threw my phone across the room.
I like Octopi. Hands everwhere
^that's a very clever and subtle pun on the character 'M' from the James Bond series of films, don't you know.
I LOVE YOU
thinking of the other one
but he's not fat either
she's ace and I love her
and starting to get annoyed with the fact!
its not so great really
of boredom and hate
at least you have the option to get out!
i <3 my boyfriend
he's the best thing ever
to have the option one way or the other though
being a series of crippling dissapointments now, and save yourself the effort later.
"I've learned that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
they arent really crushing disappointments if youre pessimistic about it, gotta have faith man :)
but was more crippled when I wasn't!
like the doctor.
I was single at the time and had only recently started posting.
How interesting for you all.
to men that it´s totally okey to treat me like utter shit...
well at least I have my dignity
I didn't meet anyone on the way to the kitchen.
However, in the past week a girl I vaguely know was being very friendly/flirty/physical to me, on 2 separate occasions during the night and I get the feeling I didn't take the hint until after she'd gone the 2nd time. On the other hand, she may have just been looking for any guy at all, as she was guy-less at the time...
Is it worth following this up? It'd be very unlike me, but I'm curious...
I pass on my former title 'Worst Single Male in all of England' on to you.
I'm already Worst Single Male in Ireland.
I need confidence. Any tips would be most appreciated.
It's a great title, I held it for sometime.
I'm questing for the title again though and now possibly 95% of the way there!
Although last night me and a girl I have been out for a few drinks with previously have kind of agreed to stop our lack of sex by starting to have it with eachother.
I'm sure you all wanted to know that.
i dont want you getting hurt :(
will happen is if her borthers find out.
You stud you!
She beats me and steals money for whiskey, and is strangely overprotective of her lucky charms
Cripplingy so? Hehe. No.
not crippingly thou
probably for the best, i can barely look after myself let alone hold down a meaningful relationship.
due to the entirely predictable demise of my latest pseudo-relationship.
Oh well, I'm going to play more video games and listen to Mineral-Joy Division-The Smiths-The Hope Conspiracy on a constant loop.
^ still true. although i'm quite glad these days, 95% of other people either disgust me or leave me completely cold.
A girl in the year below me at college may have recently realised I didn't want to make her, and now she's sort of stopped talking to me.
with everyone ever
but not crippled.
I could fake it?
and with a crippled foot cause someone rolled an office chair over it.
not cripplingly though.
so its not all bad :D
it's lovely.girls are ace sometimes. :)