The biggest lie ever perpetuated by teachers?
I used to be shit scared that i would do something bad at school and it would haunt me forever.
teacher: you better not hand in your homework late again, or it will go on your PERMANENT RECORD!
13 year old toby: *thinks* yeah best not then.
*imagines, years from now* - some guy in a suit, considering my job appliction, but whats this in his hand, a beige paper file, with PERMANENT RECORD stamp on the front in red ink? Handed in his homework late? - not worth bothering with then. Man: 'throw this application in the bin will you?'
- cut to toby, now homeless, denied even a Big Issue license due to the aforementioned homework incident - slowly starving to death in the gutter.
anyone else imagine this? just me? DAMN YOU TEACHERS! YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD THROUGH FEAR AND CONCERN! ;)