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(How) Will DiS end?
and what will become of us?
and similarly Myspace?
does anyone know any stories of waht happens when big internet phenomenons end?
will we all just move on to a subforum on a bigger site, like myspace or whatever?
when will you stop updating your myspace?
stuff!?
This is like asking
how will Neighbours end.
The answer is "The ghost of Bouncer wreaks a horrible revenge".
I've thought about this.
probably when the world ends.
in the same way
that i stopped updating my livejournal, slowly, without me really realising it.
sadface.
sac
:D
most likely ^
although, i'm not sure that many people would care if i got banned. so maybe not.
maybe if theo got banned, or zxcvbnm, or bamos..
i imagine during ww3
Nah
It'll just stop for the duration and restart sometime after it ends, like TV did in WW2
maybe
but we'll all be dead by then, only JDT will survive
i imagine he will blast off into
space on that chair and post wry threads from space about how everyone else is dead and stupid
he'll be like the giant
stone thing from the start of Zardoz
http://www.angelfire.com/mi/zardoz/
When the internet becomes obselete
And we have moved on to a better, currently unimaginable method of communtication/entertainment/porn
Lol
My favourite Futurama moment ever is when the go online
"Wow, the internet! It's full of ads!"
its strange to think
about your profiles staying online hidden somewhere for years while you get older. if these things last that long in their current form, and they probably wont
looks like i was going to say something else there
Like most things
It will either grow too big and implode due to lack of funds.
Or it will grow too big and fall victim to politics.
Or it will evolve
into something still called DiS, but totally different.
we'll meet again
don't know where, don't know when
The timemachine Theo is building
out of discared iPods and bits and pieces is finally up and running. He tries to transport some DiS royalty back to a gig of some importance. It all backfires and we are all transported to Stalingrad. Some live, some die, some pull gold teeth from the corpses with pliers. No one is the same, the boards eventually return to normal
I like it.
It won't end
In twenty years DiS will be full of cantankerous middle-aged men and women, who have all had relationships with one another, and who just stay online all day making sure no young people join up and talk about new-fangled musical ideas and the day's new technical advances.
so you're getting us
off to a good start on the second bit then?
zing!
Im middle aged....I dont think im cantankerous
am I?
no
not at all. i've never seen you can a tank
the big bang
we all bang each other and then DiS implodes and becomes a dead star
I prefer to subscribe
to the "drift apart, sever gravitational links, become cold and dead" theory
hopefully
with a big explosion chasing someone down a corridor.
most likely
it will disappear into a vortex of smug and clever comments and private jokes.
^^
Not with a bang
but with a Wimpy
JJ will arrive with a gun
and shoot the place up
when mick hucknall dies
hes specified that DIS be cremated with him
With a great big Zonino BANG
(Bamos foolishly decides to have a punch bowl at next years zonino) and allows cadd and creakyknees to adulterate it beforehand.
a freakish bachanalian event occurs and in the early hours fullerov expires with a wimper.
crablin (now with the recently domnmarketed guardian) features an expose of this night and reveals his pm secret files, causing the authorities to close down DIS and similar sites
i think
me still being ill now is due to cadd's drink
next years punch will be worse
it will result in fullerov death
sarkyfox's blindness and numerous multiple couplings (with lemonbickcombo being at the hub)
I will have a fight with the nightclub owner
(when he notices what I am doing to him this time)
Darcy will get into the DJ area and smash all the records.
JDT will get 'lucky'
with dan
iel
and sarky can't stop it
because she's now blind
she can only hear the grunts
euwww
I guess that she would actually be driven insane by that.
Perhaps I should introduce some zombie flesh eaters into this hypothetical zonino hell.
<enter zombies PrettyreVolting and CommanderCorpse and mouldysophiex>
for some light relief
Arggghhh no^
perhaps I should have said comic relief,
Im just trying to distract from what is happening under sarkyfox's nose