Hi everybody, I'm popular comedian Man's Daddy. Come on in and enjoy another selection of warm winter funnies!
Q: What do you call a horse with a disease which causes horrible lumps to appear on its scalp?
A: Foal Head-Mounds! (Noel Edmonds)
Q: What do you call a Beatle who damaged the cartilage in his knee by pulling a nearby muscle?
A: Pull My-cart'-knee! (Paul McCartney)
Q: Why did the alien driver eat the policeman's hat?
A: He thought it was a meal!!!!
Do you see?
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