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get talking to someone when they have headphones in?
and shout at them to turn it the fuck down
i need a subtle approach.
That should learn them.
they tend to not bother with that and just get straight to the running away screaming bit :'(
wish I had cock boobs :(
Testicles are like cock boobs.
Unless of course you're a eunuch and I've just been massively insensitive about your lack of bollocks
wish I had bollocks :(
I should have been more tactful. But then, I've always believed in calling a spayed a spayed
i salute you
oh man...that is truly worthy of some sort of post of the day award. If only I were capable of bestowing such honours
I wish I knew...
if you don't and dislike them: tap them somewhere and tell them to turn the fuckers off.
if you like them, wnat to like them or want them to like you, you should ask what they are listening to. wow. that's my favourite album too!
then approach them
im too shy for a direct approach. i need some kind of excuse. we are separated by these board thingys between each comp tho.
or pretend you need to ask them something to get them to take their headphones and then start a conversation.
Courtesy of James "Mr. Smooth" Haddrill
but you can sit here if you like"
these horrible memories of mine?
equally proud and disgusted.
people talking to you whne you have headphones in/on is really annoying..especially when they go away, so you listen again, they come back and KEEP doing it
but he's hott goddamit!
throw a can of drink all over them.
ask a question.
set fire to something.
WHAT QUESTION DAMN YOU?!
Have you got a cock or boobs?
them in the gonch.
Masturbate furiously whilst punching them in the gonch.
Carry on in that vein until they take their headphones off. Which they will, at some point. Trust me
open a porn mag and start drooling. Works EVERYTIME
would be to ask them what they're listening to.
he will tell you and start listening again.
and i did nothing (as usual) and its all everyone heres fault!
he did turn around and look at me as he walked off tho/ good sign?
i think he works at the student bar too!
Sophia, next time just show him your tits, wink and say "know what i mean?"
im too scared of rejection!
and the initial making of contact is so hard.
plus im not gonna go round flashing my boobs and every fit man i see. they'd get the wrong idea.
and you didn't know her?!
if you ever see anyone who looks suspiciously like me don't poke her in the head because she might be me and i can't be responsible for my actions.
here you could have used.
or im just too stoopid and shy : (
but being as that is the case. i needed you guys to come up with a superawesomefantastic excuse to get talking to him and keep talking to him.
but you let me down. you llet me down *shakes head sadly*
you're an attractive young laydee. just talk to him.
i am shy.
and im not attractive.
but i wanst stating the truth just think-typing.
just stating the truth (as i see it anyway) as i was think typing
i managed to fuck that sentance up good and proper.
or down his pants
i have had people talk to me when i've had earphones in before. but i haven't heard them. this one time a ticket inspector started writing out a fine cos i had my newspaper in front of my face so i couldn't hear or see him and he thought i was being rude. IRRELEVANT LOL
anyway just yeah, drop your pen near him
too bloody late.
he is gone :'(
next time i see him tho.
im totally dropping my pen*
Judge_B | 05 Feb '07, 15:55 | Send note | Reply
That WOULD have got his attention
yeah he'd think 'oh my god why is that wierdo having a lady wank in the computer room sat next to me?? run away run away!'
"what are you listening too?"
If he has a sense of humour and is cool he will write down his answer......If he keeps his headphones on hold up another sign saying "would you rather talk to me"
Hopefully he would get the hint.....if a girl did that to me I would think it was the coolest introduction ever
take the headphones out.
Smash their face in.
pull out plug, then smile at him and say 'oops sorry im a bit clumsy, still now I can talk to you'
(that also would win me over ...were i single)
I would have made a brilliant woman
Id smile more seductively and look more wonton
be swinging the end of it gently.....irresistable
if only to beg for mercy.
Here's what I've done a few times, and it's yet to fail with a girl I've been doing the whole eye contact, smiling thing with whilst they/I have headphones in. I wouldn't do this to a random though, because they will think you're weird.
If you know he's interested, write down your number on a slip, get up, walk out, and slip him the paper as you pass. I guarantee you that he will think it's really, really awesome and, unless he's a pussy, he will call you, and you'll get to talk, and eventually fuck.
I see this girl most days on the way to school.
I usually have headphones in, and shes usually with her mum. So I basically see her for about 5 seconds a day. How do I get to talk to her, besides sticking a post-it to her back in a derren brown style.
Just go up to her, say "Hi, how are you?" or something, with her mom there. If she's not a retarded mom, she'll give you distance to talk to her. You must then get her number or agree to meet her later.
it should also be noted that I have a crippling fear of strangers and social situations.
Ill go for the post it note.
is to put yourself into lots of social situations with strangers.
That's what I did, and now I'm not exactly the worlds most amazing person at picking up random chicks on the street when they're with their mom and boyfriend and grandparents, but I have loads more confidence than before.
You should try it.
do you think shes talking to him?
i cannot imagine a less suited DiS couple!
i so would
a mere fact of life
people just go up and talk to people they don't know whilst sober?
But yeah, point taken, it's way easier when you're nailed.
of Distmas at kings, where i was drunk and so was this guy say at a random table. he basically stopped me due to my llama farmers tshirt and we had a chat about them for a few minutes, until his very sober girlfriend said 'why dont you just both get married'. oh sheer painful hilrity.
i did a funny face at him (you know the one) and walked off,.
and dance in front of them to that rhythm.