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Been lurking for months and months and months, but i've decided to start posting.
Tell me, are you all going to eat me?
makes me gassy.
This is like a reply to a thread etc etc etc
sorry, everyone :'(
That's a bit mean.
I make them join a conga line with me.
nice n chewy
say something funny!
Why are pirates called pirates??
Because they AAARRRRRRRRRE!
but don't do it again!
I'm not being very friendly am i?
is one of the best filmns EVER
I'm thinking of a list of, maybe 20 and YES it's in there
Thick about it.
or just lurking in the boilerroom..all the freddy films blur into one big girl trapped in the waterbed stripey jumpered montage in my head
I get worried when i join new messageboards that the locals and regulars will carve me up.
then when you least expect it......
the floodgates for a raft of new blood or summat?
I'm sorry. Really, I am.
I stole his ID.
*does truffle shuffle*
is he the one that likes Chumbawumba?
the REAL Bamos would have got in a rage and corrected my spelling of ChumbawAMba!
so get over it!
there should be some kind of theme tune to follow that sentence.
some canned laughter, and then a snippet of the theme tune to Steptoe and Son.
now make it so
outside the shop in question, with a torch.... I dare say I could!
i'm a fan of your work.
Keep it up.
You'll fit in just fine here.
I've just posted the shittest joke in the world.
that was an appalling joke, yet most Dis posters often make far worse ones, you are going to fit in fine.
You will fit like a glove......(I'll stop now)
exibiting and exposing us all this time huh?
I think you should reveal something of your self.
What have you most to be ashamed of?
i'll get back to you on that.
Once when i was a child, my dad cooked tea for me (he hardly ever cooked tea) and he didn't know i hated peas. So when he unwittingly put peas on my plate, i screamed at him telling him the tea was crap and threatened to phone childline on him....
....just cause he put peas on my plate.
Actually Im a bit of a bum because my son hates mushrooms and leeks, so we try to disguise them. We grate the leek (I dont think anyone else ever does that)