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i put on my robe, and wizard's hat.
and cast lvl3 eroticism on you.
but I'm enjoying being a part of this
and cast lvl3 frog on you.
my cape is so moist.
how long is your beard?
My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
(those conversations are what the internet was invented for)
i love that song they did.
...or at least I think it is?
I HATE YOU PEOPLE :(
I can't understand what you're trying to do me. YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME.
except the one called homophobia.
the worst disease.
As my fried who is not associated with DIS in any shape of form came with me last week and left early because he found it uncomfortable...incest was a wod he mentioned.
Friend! Crap internet cafe-sticky-keyboard-syndrom
Nobody here is related
They are used to using the wrong words.
every group of friends intershag. Not just this one.
not even half of the people there were 'from' DiS, I think that's a silly thing to say.
No wonder when I told everyone I was 'marilyinthesky' they looked like htey had sniffed gas and kind of pondered off. Dam non DISer's or maybe they were DISers and just got scared :/
it was nice.
you were on the floor and grabbing at my legs, and creaky was screaming 'LOOK ITS MARILYN IN THE SKY ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHA'
bit scary to be honest.
from colonol_k's wrath.
I'm not getting nearly enough from it.
I made the 'meat market' vs 'brothel' mistake again.
That never works out well for me.
for that price I'd at least expect a reach-around.
who knows nobody from this forum and he had a cracking night. It sounds like your mate is a bozo.
it was you and you didn't turn up, you cunt.
and he's probably WAY more fun than you.
there was a short period in the evening where he just kept screaming "FUN!!!!11". It was a little embarassing actually.
And dear old ho-fo wsn't there to give him some winter lovin'. Where is ho-fo anyway?
Hmm...imagine...one year's time.
The first DIS marriage
The first DIS baby
The first DID murder.
I can't wait.
Raz Is Gay is tippexed on the wall. Just thought I'd share that with you
I never got off the bus. But it was there on my way to London and was still there on my way home. At least it's tippex so it's not three foot letters. At least I'm assuming that was tippex.....
WHo is this freind of yours, what was his username? Direct him to me, I will act as a surrogate ho fo, I put on his mantle and then we're indistinguishable.......we have had two noobs today and we were very well behaved towards them, one of thjem said i look like an old thug
I've only just joined. Has everyone on here sexed everyone else? I feel like the narrator in The Secret History. All everyone stopping conversations when I walk into rooms. References to tepid unions from months prior, followed by harsh glances. A secret that can never be told.
I sexed you when you came through the door.
and I didn't notice!
hope it wasn't bummings.
it was the kind that leaves almost everybody smiling.
where you draw a smiling mouth on their face with your ejaculating cock?
but someone'll try it on with you sooner or later.
then you're IN THE ZONE
Not it isn't.
you could have been thinking to abandon reply after that....
PM me? :D
by the way is your user name lieik meant to be a proper name then a common noun, or two common nouns?
oh. That second one is a mucky interpretation of my name that I'd never considered before now.
kudos in return for being cool.
I think no way is DiS a "meat market". It's a by-and-large totally friendly music community. And I guess it's evolved the way that most communities do.
"im starting to think dis is maybe just a poorly disguised dating service"
It is attractive when someone likes the same music as you.
are extremely good looking. srsly.
I know it'll take more than that to get up to scratch but you have to start somewhere.
you have a beautiful conk, dont change it
It's me and Mickey Jackson now.
Merely the term 'conk' being used.
it seemed to fit in well
you can serrupticiously touch your conk whilst 'readjusting' and no one will give a blind bit of notice
no one has stuck their tongue in MY mouth (which is probably just as well and not a hint Tristan)
Anyway, only about 2 were WORTH kissing.
17, the age where everything is laced with testostrone.
it's all caught up with me now. SADFACE.
Despite his endearingly persistent attempts :)
we've had some manly little brushes of the lips tho!
men 'bruise/crush' the others ' trembling lips to their own'
to any Diser
with tongues! :D
Is he one of the 2?
well.. you TRIED to kiss me.
i resisted pretty well.
i'd like a large steak please!
I shudder at the replies you might get to that rather inflamatory post
it was supposed to be completely un-flammatory.
fuck me im just to innocent for you dirty dissers
just read that last line back to yourself, you may not be conciously doing it but you are sub conciously (I know cos I do that too)
I'll get me coat......actually gotta go now anyway bye everybody
I was just lying in wait to trap you.
Bye Im really going now.