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yep. lost my keys. door is locked. got work at 4. any ideas?
she's just a girl!
passed the "2 hour deadline"
that would be far too sensible.
Just imagine there was a fire. i would burn.
when will you ever be able to use this excuse again
on this floor.
*going to check possible bathroom/drainpipe escape route. I've always wanted to do that.
want a git horse
It's good to have it proven though.
my old housemate got locked between 2 door in my old house, idiot.
2 Door related to 2 Pack?
sharing a first name is no basis for relation.
(or whatever that 7 seconds guy's name was/is)
Ben Warn and I aren't brothers?
he's Neneh Cherry
Are you EagleEye Cherry?
Whatever happened to me?
but I hope the same thing happens to James Blunt.
and Jaime Cullum
and that Mika thing
have been called that.
Premature for who, eh?
don't look for your keys
just sit in your room and relax
close your eyes and visualise your keys
move your head slowly around until you feel an impulse to open them
you'll be looking straight at your keys or the object in/under which they are hiding
try it - unless of course you lost them outside
which begs the question - how the fuck did you get IN to your house?
IT'S A TRICK!
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
You were in Gladiators!
twinned with ROFLTON!
I have to go and have a cigarette to calm down.
last week. usually borrow someonw else's. Except they has all gone out.
should else's have they apostrophe in it? I'm thinking not, although it look wrong without it.
You wouldn't be that fat now!
man i should read through what i type and THINK, THINK about it
is the only one that works. I've never had a key to the front door.
God my landlord is shite isn't he?
Tell them you're a satanist. They'll start the fire you need.
they're shit at everything though.
they do that well
Then there's no problem, is there? Nothing left to nick!
if you got robbed last week then u probs have nothing left to steal! :P
But let's pretend she isn't cos i am enjoying this thread.
that would be more exciting
at altering the norm.
swedish mind sorcery
bout 15 minutes ago
cos it started the train which lead to "john vishnu"
thanks : )
but now i have to go to work :(
it would've been better if my housemate hadn't come home.
some woman shouted at me about cornflour. that was about the highlight.
rock. and. fucking. roll.
I read all of this fucking thread to find out you work in Tesco?
I was hoping for something a bit more important/exciting.
the bits about john fashunu and eagle eye cherry were well funny :)