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i just remembered that sophia tried to molest me in the aforementioned way last night. SOPHIA! i am mentally scarred. :p
sorry : (
u are hott tho.
it was quite amusing.
my only answer was ' no no, i'm not NEAR drunk enough'
and, i don't mean that the way it sounds.
when can i get you drunk enough?
you know the sarkysophia snog has to happen at some point. its inevitable.
to snog everyone on the board it has to happen really, otherwise the guinness book of records just aint going to be interested.
i'm available next saturday btw.
the best birthday present ever
i've never had the pleasure of rejecting you once...
She never actually makes a move. All mouth, no action.
why does no-one believe im shy!?
its a FACT
i'm really shy.
and really quiet.
also? i don't swear. ever. i think it's unladylike.
and im trying to cut down on the swearing. it really is most unbecoming of a lady.
*opens bedroom door*
no, i told you last night. i am always whore #1!
women like you make me sick!
i will try to direct my drunken need for lovin' onto you next time!
Perhaps you should lower your standards.
when people try and kiss me.
"Wanna get nipple to nipple with me?"
"I can do that by myself"
this suggests utter horror.
im not that bad! : (
You're a bad, bad girl.... You've been very naughty.....
at some point during party hard. I blame summers.
oh well, festival season starts in may!
1/12th of the way through already.
than i was before :'(
was this an actual SNOG?
*dies of laughter*
Don't worry, love. We've all been there.
tandy is a slut!
although I can't imagine why.
u should get your friends really drunk and then attack them with your lips and hips.
i obviously need to buy sarky drinks next time : (
as the latter didn't work last night obviously, hence the thread
i like my friends.
i'd like to try and keep them.
besides, they're all nice people and none of them deserve that.
im sure a daniel kiss wouldnt be TOO terrible!
till the next time i see you, then.
for my life to be over
i want to know right now
will it be yes
or will it be
me that you're secretly katie holmes?
if i was katie holmes i wouldnt be secret about it. everyone thinks she's a red hot fittie dont they.
but now tom cruise has defiled her :'(
like a stroke victim. She talks and smile with one side of her face.
i never noticed that before.
and guntrip, tom is hot!
Cos I'll kill you. How do you like that? Huh bitch?!
really lame dragonball z fanfic.
i'm gonna do my triple hyper kick to your stomach!
Pigfoot | 01 Feb '07, 15:23 | Send note | Reply
i use my powers to open a hyperspace votex in my stomach, trapping your foot! lol!
sophiacherryx | 01 Feb '07, 15:27 | Send note | Reply
next time i see you, punch me in the face. go on i dare you!
you wont. pussy
but since there seems to be a "hottest member of girls aloud" thread every 8.2 days, i've decided you lot aren't worth it. bye!
did i say something harsh?
Sick with jealousy.
your needs might be better served by www.lastnightsparty.com
Have you seen how drunk and pathetic they are? Go get 'em, tiger.
where this guy ate a bowl of cereal then made himself sick into the bowl then ate it.
in my halls kitchen"
with my fist
i quite fancy a ruck.
ladies please, exercise some decorum, you are posting like trollops.
I have never snogged any Dissers, and nor will I...I carry myself with dignity
didn't look very dignified to me.
and being egged on by wishpig
What matters is that the photo is hilarious.
apparently he was the owner of the place.
OK you have got me bang to rights JM, its a fair cop.....carry on ladies
you came up to us with the butt of a fag in your hand slurring 'can i have a lighter? got a lighter? can i have a lighter?' ITS OUT MAN!
I will never be able to put them together again
that i was very handsome. i'll pretend you weren't drunk then, but i'm not sure.
x x x
hilariously drunk, then leaned in closer and slurred that i was 'very preshhhy'