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i'm so juvenile :(
the blur one:
This petition has been rejected because:
* It was outside the remit or powers of the Prime Minister and Government
Those petitions are really silly ideas. But then, the whole petition system is anyway.
Sure, you can get as many people as you want to sign a petition for your proposal, but unless there's another one going around in parallel asking how many folks absolutely reject it, then it means nothing.
Hell yes, I am.
Either that, or all petitions should be in the format:
"We the undersigned petition [name] to..." with a column running alongside saying "We the undersigned petition [name] to horsewhip anyone in the opposite column who believes [petition] is a good idea."
Whoever gets more names wins!
I foresee 'petition-off' threads in the future
Well, we are officially residents of The House Of Wisdom and Knowledgidity. I'll run it by him.
I like why that was rejected.
and is also dyslexiaist
maybe they were right to deny it then...
sounds like it was submitted by Adam And Joe's Media Chaos Collective!
let's hang child killers!
let's hang the police!
who kill should hang?
is still running, and JUST outside the top 30
is on the juggling one.
Isn't he the naked harry potter dude?
now they have my name and address.
on the plus side, i have an email with the subject line "Signing up to ask the Prime Minister to stand on his head and juggle ice-cream" :D
"While we are aware of similar initiatives already in existence, the Government does not currently have any plans to make monkeys available to people with disabilities."
Pray... for... Jojo...
that's it, you're our of the club.
that's awesome. i'm going to sign it right now...
Or do we just have to pay them?
do Prole instead...
With an OBE, surely?
precisely the sort of contradiction his "satire" thrives on...
How much is the government looking for these days?
no real 'market rate' for a peerage so i suspect honours are more or less the same..
39 pence. Anyone have a few grand spare?
no end after a hard day's work: