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can someone tell me a quick joke please??
half a cat!
in orange asked me if I "wanted decking".
Luckily I got the first punch in ad that was that.
sang stang and deliver down the phone.
i told him he had the wrong number, but he said he was adamant.
for a wake up call in the morning.
At 6am the receptionist phoned me up and shouted "what the fuck are you doing with your life???"
Because he is a cunt.
I haven't even read the last one yet.
cos noddy won't pay the ransom. because he's a cunt.
homless means either
and I mean bad as in the "whats small and brown and bumps into table legs?" sense.
"Jordans baby" since you didn't ask.