Boards
"I'll sell my car to save my sight"
E-mail from a friend:
'In the local stoke-on-trent rag, there’s a front page article headlined ‘I’ll sell my car to save my sight’. It features some fat local whinger on about how he needs to pay to have some elective eye surgery done.'
LOL!
What ISU,E was that in?
hahahahahahahahahaha
etc.
the best headline i've seen...
was in our local paper the Medway Messenger a few months back:
"Mum's 'sex sessions' with bouncy castle boys'
....she got found guilty.....
what was the story?
she seduced two teenage boys
who worked with her at her bouncy castle business. and sexed them. lots.
she employed them specifically because they were the same age as her son.
true story.
how old was her son
cause it's not so bad if he was 25
between 15-17 I can't remember
i think it is so bad...
NEWT FOUND IN WATER BATH
Main article of the paper for the delightful market town of Otley
Good to see that my old local rag is still full of typos
"Housing needed examined"
surely if he doesn't sell his car
he'll lose his sight and need to sell it anyway. what a cake taker!
my favourite headline, ever, is "YORK PARKED VAN MYSTERY"
i didn't buy the paper, just stole the advertising sheet and now have it on my wall. how mysterious can a parked van be? was a talking dog in it or something?