I've just realised that my speed typing and random thought patterns splurged into one of these threads with no grammar or spell checking makes me look quite thick and probably doesn't stand me in any good stead for making some sort of 'career' out of writing.
Therefore I might just have to start posting under a different name, such is the shame I feel when I read back the content of some promising monologue only to be greeted with SCREAMING typos and pointless non-sequiturs (bully's spelling dictionary, where are you??) and other such lexicographical nightmares.
I've just had an apple. But it was a sad apple.