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what should i do? It'll stop in a minute, right?
i can't bend that way, will you do it for me?
i need my iron
if not, again I can't bend that way
you invited me on a day trip to london
this was done via a drunk pm
I've also been told I look like Tjinder Singh, I've just some to accept that I look like everyone
"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow" on your profile?
I was just listening to that song when updating my profile. Last week it was raspberry beret
ever since I was a young boy it's been my ambition to be in cornershop but the won't let me because of my skin colour.
go on. prove you're a man.
I can do an amazing Romanian accent
But I didn't notice until i got home, and now it's opened up again
by using a paper towel. I used the tools I found around me, just like MacGyver
smeared it all over your desk and then pretended to have collapsed on the floor.
Where's the pretence? You surely either collapse, or do not collapse? Is a pretend collapse still, in actual fact, a collapse?
That's nigh-on unthinkable!
his co workers just got sick of it after a while and took his chair away
Work with me.
seeing as it's for a good cause.
and you just sit there mocking me do you?
that's a bit odd!
you don't scare me!
Lying down is a conscious decision, collapsing is involuntary.
Thanks! I'm off to practice my collapsing. Or my lying down. With some form of fall in the middle to get to the lying down bit. I'm really tired.
jumping into a fallen position, like a dive.
don't use the phrase 'pube trap' again.
a pube trap would look like? Probably a steel nit comb?