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Bad joke - but im bored

jammin [Edit] [Delete] 20 replies 11:56, 29 January '07

Jelly baby walks into the doctors and complains about a pain in his little willy.
The doctor bends down for a closer inspection and after some time having a look explains to the Jelly baby
"Well I’m not surprised you’re in pain as you appear to have liquorice inside your cock – what on earth have you been up to?"

"Me??......fucking allsorts!"

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  • What

    did the tramp say to the stalker?

    "Fuck off following me, you prick!"

    You probably had to be there

    Judge_B @malibu_stacey | 29 Jan '07, 12:01 | X
    • was there any sweary gesticulation

      ??

      Slicky @Judge_B | 29 Jan '07, 12:03 | X
      • A

        bit, but it was the hand he was using to hold his todger as he pissed so I had to stand back pretty sharpish

        Judge_B @Slicky | 29 Jan '07, 12:04 | X
        • No,

          but I like to call him Trampy

          Judge_B @soup100 | 29 Jan '07, 12:11 | X
          • I'm

            looking forward to his new one, "Goofball Fucks About For A Bit And Then Does The Growing Up Thing"

            Judge_B @soup100 | 29 Jan '07, 12:15 | X
            • oh good

              he was in dange of becoming typecast, nice to see him branching out.

              Still, The Wedding Singer is amazing.

              sadpunk @Judge_B | 29 Jan '07, 12:17 | X
              • And Happy Gilmore

                Judge_B @sadpunk | 29 Jan '07, 12:17 | X
                • Big Daddy?

                  shucks @Judge_B | 29 Jan '07, 12:19 | X
                  • Bit Crappy

                    Judge_B @shucks | 29 Jan '07, 12:22 | X
                    • that ojne where Drew Barrymore

                      loses her memory every morning?

                      Slicky @Judge_B | 29 Jan '07, 12:24 | X
                      • A true comedien would resurrect this thread each morning to post that.

                        TheoGB @Slicky | 29 Jan '07, 12:26 | X
                        • yeah

                          ruin the surprise for tomorrow whydoncha?

                          Slicky @TheoGB | 29 Jan '07, 12:27 | X
                  • Meet the Parents

                    Trumpet @shucks | 29 Jan '07, 12:48 | X
                    • Adam Sandler?

                      Judge_B @Trumpet | 29 Jan '07, 12:49 | X
                      • Ha ha!

                        You're sickened!

                        Trumpet @Judge_B | 29 Jan '07, 12:50 | X
          • Good enough for me

            Its being emailed to my mates :o)

            jammin @malibu_stacey | 29 Jan '07, 12:01 | X
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