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wanna get loaded man, wanna have a good time
im a rebel
i'm happy enough with my chocolate brownies.
sour cherries and walnuts. YUM.
I've not had any weed in about 5 years now.
I'll be stood at the back cussing, saying things like "Drugs? Yeah, hippies, man, hippies".
Then I'll do a ninja death twist and all the girls will kiss me.
You aren't going to Ninja Death twist me.
(Unless you've got some salvia?)
Don't corrupt me creaky.
is like smoking paper!
I could well have been sold some paper to smoke at Leeds Festival 2004...
yes! I have some spare
I've got several grazes I need to comfort.
good at this are you?
me some gags for tomorrow night?
actually... don't bother...
p.s. they won;t be funny
What do you get if you cross marlowx and ... line? Hello?
and he forgot how to stand...
I want to see your trousers fall down on stage
How does he smell?
The fuck I know? Do I look like a fucking vet?
She's trying to kill me! Seriously! I'm in real pain here! Call the police! Do something! AAAAAARARARRAA
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
They didn't get on very well. One of them died.
Shit! It's the tommyknockers!
I feel like a pair of curtains!
Sorry love, the doctor's surgery is next door. Good luck though!
and then went to zonino
Some punchlines perhaps:
And so that's why I'm crippled!
It took three weeks for it to fall off!
He wasn't the same after I saw to him!
The Twang. They've got some fookin' classics
I love Best Midlands me. Best Midlands is my favourite kind of music!
I feel bad now for taking the bottle of 90% white spirit I had to a friends party a couple of weeks ago, I can tell it'd have found a few naturals drawn to it's firey gutrotting magnificence tomorrow night. I've got a bottle of Somferfield thick alpine flavour bleach though
because i have to travel back on sunday on the hellbus, i'm gonna try not to get too drunk, but i know that thats hopeless and i'll just have to go with the flow
I'll stick something in my camera bag for you :)
a thing of true wonder for the occasion from my private stock. Aged bottles have been opened and blended into a litre of fugging muck that looks like methadone
I took two sips and think my liver has just collapsed. This could be stuck in a warhead and tossed at some poor country and cause 1000 years of damage
Who wants some and what are we going to name it ? :D
So count me out. But I think you should call it Caddiliquor
this is marilyninthesky's kinda drink
the miniest hipflask of all time. its like a midgets hipflask. i want it filled with this concoction. i even have a midget funnel to fit it!
and I can think of several other ways to have fun.