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Could someone please PM me a copy of the guidelines
and wave it around your head like a helicopter!!!
I'm not keen on clicking that big long one...looks crashworthy
ie- can you sum it up in a few sentences
Now I don't need to open it.
well, you can't blame someone for trying i guess.
buy me a drink?
Spill my pint and I'll fuckin' chin ya
find someone who likes you that lots of us know to be your interpreter/introducer person (theo?), making you more approachable
just go around all night guessing who everyone is. most of the people there will be DiSers. if theyre not, you can talk them into it.
if you hate anyone, tell them why.
option two is not an option, if option 1 fails, im going to sit in the corner and drink until i have no idea where i am, and then start shouting "JD TRAYNOR" over and over again.
it seems that there are going to be lots of people sat on their own in a corner. It could get quite crowded there, so I'm going to mope on my own in the middle
seeing as the room is actually a circle.
maybe i'll just go outside to smoke on my own then..
oh hang on.. can people smoke inside in london?
i'd guess smokey.
best band ever named after road? them or A1 anyway...
cover of take on me with that video???
perhaps a bit quiet for such a role?
bring a set of business cards with "hey im ImageChange!!!!" on them
the worst thing is: i really really want to do that now....
that's what I plan to do.
Only if you stop stealing my ideas.
And then swap them, many people would not be confusable, but I reckon Image_change and Crablin could be mistaken by the uninitiated.
you might not think that was so.
if JJ is stilling going to be there?
but only if you dance for me (not in the Tina turner private dancer sense) more the Homer simpson in mos bar sense.
Or if you do your australian impression.
but only if you dance for me
You don't need to dance. A 'thanks' will suffice.
If you're gonna be like that.
You dirty slutpacket.
If you kiss sarkyfox (see post below)
hello, Are there still Zoomio tickets for public consumption (me)??
Where might one find these tickets??
Am i welcome?? Does anyone remember me?? Where is the offical pre-drinks meatUP with maximum dis p/sq.ft??
71 DiSers to meat and reMEAT!! rad. I understand that by asking any one of the above questions might make me look a little slow...
is there any tickets left? I certainly don't have one.
someone told me this would sell out? has it?
am i being annoying yet?
and gets to sit in the best corner and have bamos as a personal footstool and like, eat grapes n shit.
SarkyFox will be entitled to drink credits according to how many of the following she performs.
1) Dancing like Homer (half a drink)
2) Impersonating an Australian (half a drink)
3) Kissing JDT (standard drink)
4) Kissing Bamos (standard drink)
5) Showing us your L.E.D. s (standard drink) (half a drink for each one)
those tha want free drinks dance and when someone feels they have done self demeaning they call them out of the 'drinks' arena and buys them one.....when this is finished they can return to the 'drinks arena'
it's not like he's hideously ugly or anything.
that's pretty much it
as if I'm not...that's just plain aggressive and unnecessary
Gemma "PURVEYOR OF IRRESPONSIBILITY" Morgan
I'm not sure whether I'm looking forward to Saturday or not now.
fuck that, yes I am, I can hide in the DJ booth.
Your fake self-concern is merely a ruse to slander me and cast me in an unfavourable light.
who couldn't be excited about that?
about meeting you David. I'm sure everyone is.
the problem is I dont Know Dissers first names.....on the whole.....I mean fullerov what do I call you? John?
Would anyone actually mind if I called them their usernames?
What am I meant to call Soup? Not Frank?
That's what nearly everyone calls me anyway.
wasn't really addressed to you though.
It's rather more likely that those are just a set of rules to be followed by all.
don't be an arsehole like you usually are.
You gave up first. I feel good.
Zonino is the place to do it
nah too staticy. we'd get beardlocked like velcro people
My post was aimed exclusively at you, too. I feel a fool
in your soul?
then leave the building in an orderly manner